Texas Ace
I'll Never Dream Again
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Ugh.
They have the Wade Hard Knocks on right now and they are laboring over Todd Lowber.
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Papa Garrett was adamant that we just couldn't afford to let that gem go.
Ugh.
They have the Wade Hard Knocks on right now and they are laboring over Todd Lowber.
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I think it's awesome that they are able to keep it light in the face of such a tragedy. Some of us would be sulking in a corner somewhere, but these people are standing up and cracking jokes. USA MOTHAFUCKA!
~wipes tear~
I would like to apologize for my hurtful comments towards McNuttz. They were wrong and I sincerely apologize.
Okay...I am getting on the plane to come home and I got first class, third row, window seat.
They board "those needing assistance" first. So this I guess 80 year old broad gets on. Then they call first class, I was first in line.
So we get to board the plane, the broad is in front of me. She goes straight to my seat, plops her scrawny ass down.
I am now faced with a moral dilemma. Do I call this old bag out and make her move to her seat or I just take hers and be a swell guy?
F that. I made her get up and move to the aisle.
She's like "the lady said this was my seat"...ah bullshit, I was right behind her and the flight attendant said nothing of the kind. She even mumbled something about having a bad back.
I am a dick like that.
Okay...I am getting on the plane to come home and I got first class, third row, window seat.
They board "those needing assistance" first. So this I guess 80 year old broad gets on. Then they call first class, I was first in line.
So we get to board the plane, the broad is in front of me. She goes straight to my seat, plops her scrawny ass down.
I am now faced with a moral dilemma. Do I call this old bag out and make her move to her seat or I just take hers and be a swell guy?
F that. I made her get up and move to the aisle.
She's like "the lady said this was my seat"...ah bullshit, I was right behind her and the flight attendant said nothing of the kind. She even mumbled something about having a bad back.
I am a dick like that.

She should have interrupted the hurdlers.
Pretty sure you meant javelinists.I was thinking the javelin guys...
Pretty sure you meant javelinists.
That wouldn't be nearly as bad as crossing in front of the discarians.