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1bigfan13 said:
I'm going to use my new found celebrity to drum up support for the DCC twitter handle.

DCC, sponsored by the Toronto Blue Jays and Hillshire's Canadian Bacon???

Think about it.
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I'm not a twittee, but could be talked into it if bacon is involved...even if it's just Canadian.
 
Deuce said:
If you want to draw the Canadian sports fans, you gotta get Molson to sponsor. Take it from someone who knows. :unsure
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LaBatt's or GTFO!
 
1bigfan13 said:
I've got my alcoholic/drunk cousin at my house waiting for his daughter to come pick him up and drag him home. This dude wakes up drinking beer. It's just now noon and he's already gone through 6 beers since 8 AM.

He drinks 4 beers each morning for breakfast.

All he does is drink and talk about drinking nonstop. 56 years old and the only thing in his life that matters is drinking beer.

Now my wife is seeing why I never invited this dude over to my house since we've been down here in FL. She's getting the full effect of his idiocy.

I'm pretty sure she won't be bugging me to invite him over anymore. :lol
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We've got an uncle like that...we call him Drunkle.
 
mcnuttz said:
We've got an uncle like that...we call him Drunkle.
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Seems like every family has a functioning drunk.

This dude literally goes through a case of beer a day. He doesn't have much money so I don't know how in the hell he can afford to drink that much.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I'm going to use my new found celebrity to drum up support for the DCC twitter handle.

DCC, sponsored by the Toronto Blue Jays and Hillshire's Canadian Bacon???

Think about it.
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A more genius statement has never been uttered, my friend.
 
1bigfan13 said:
I've got my alcoholic/drunk cousin at my house waiting for his daughter to come pick him up and drag him home. This dude wakes up drinking beer. It's just now noon and he's already gone through 6 beers since 8 AM.

He drinks 4 beers each morning for breakfast.

All he does is drink and talk about drinking nonstop. 56 years old and the only thing in his life that matters is drinking beer.

Now my wife is seeing why I never invited this dude over to my house since we've been down here in FL. She's getting the full effect of his idiocy.

I'm pretty sure she won't be bugging me to invite him over anymore. :lol
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Makes me feel better about how much I drink. :unsure
 
Deuce said:
Ha, that was a test! Only a true Canadian would know that! Born in Illinois, my ass. You're probably from Ottawa.
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:lol

Ottawa

Don't be tripping just because I know a little bit about your igloo culture.
 
 
I don't get it.
 
Carp said:
Nothing to get...that is an actual airplane crashing.
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Yeah, I saw that yesterday. I thought it might be something additional to the story or something.
 
He probably should have been all...LOL, plane crash.
 
skidadl said:
Airplanes usually stay in the air until the pilot voluntarily decides to safely land it. In this case it appears that the plane had other ideas.
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Take it to the plane crash thread, you bastards.
 
skidadl said:
Airplanes usually stay in the air until the pilot voluntarily decides to safely land it. In this case it appears that the plane had other ideas.
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:lol

Yea, I'm not sure what it was Iamtdg was hoping to see in that vid that could be more shocking than the plane crashing.
 
Surprised Brian Williams had the guts to do the NBC Nightly News after the crap that was revealed the last day or so.
 
boozeman said:
Surprised Brian Williams had the guts to do the NBC Nightly News after the crap that was revealed the last day or so.
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He's a lying piece of shit, no better than anybody else that's guilty of stolen valor.
 
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