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Maybe she is involved with a guy who wears Stetson...and he was all up on that in the morning.

Surely he's not up on it every morning though.

Surely.
 

Yes, but there still hasn't been confirmation.

Not sure why she'd hide it from her co-workers.

A weekend Stetson wearer.
 
I have reason to believe there's a woman in our office who wears Stetson.

Sounds like a classy broad.

You won't get a stronger indicator that a woman is marriage material than her smelling like Stetson or Brut.

You're lucky to be in her presence.
 
I'm already married, but no reason not to admire from afar.
 
I'm already married, but no reason not to admire from afar.

Indeed.

Here's a tip - next time you see her walking behind you, slow down on purpose so she catches up and you have an excuse to stop and hold the door open for her.

Not only do you get to admire her beauty, but you also get a whiff of that sweet scent and she walks by.

2 birds, 1 stone.....you're welcome.
 
You ain't telling this chivalrous mother fucker shit.
 
Anyone know spanish and can translate this?

pa soy yo se murio el cellular cualquier cosa me llamas a este
 
Anyone know spanish and can translate this?

pa soy yo se murio el cellular cualquier cosa me llamas a este

Pa could be addressing their father or just slang, but it's basically saying "Pa, it's me. My phone died....if you need me, call me at this phone/number"
 
Anyone know spanish and can translate this?

pa soy yo se murio el cellular cualquier cosa me llamas a este

Just guessing from the context on Google translate : cellular phone died
 
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