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Iamtdg said:
What were you doing at the time of this incident? Huh, fatman?
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Shit, I can tell you for sure I wasn't chasing no goat around. If it were me, I would go for a sheep...
 
Newt said:
Shit, I can tell you for sure I wasn't chasing no goat around. If it were me, I would go for a sheep...
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With velcro gloves? Good call.
 
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:lol
 
The question that I haven't seen asked yet is what the hell was goat boy's wife searching for when she 'stumbled' upon the videos of her husband peeing in the goat's butt.

I've searched for some random stuff on the Web but I've never come close to stumbling upon videos like that.
 
Disregard the previous post. I should have read past paragraph 1.

~gets down and knocks out 10 pushups for the mental error.~
 
It's Friday, and it's a good day to test.
 
You have a biscuit. You have strawberry, blueberry, and raspberry jelly to choose from. What do you do?
 
Iamtdg said:
You have a biscuit. You have strawberry, blueberry, and raspberry jelly to choose from. What do you do?
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Find the gravy.

Also, it's called jam.

GTFO
 
Pulled up to the gas pump and they were out.

Had to go by the ATM but it was out of service as well.

I'm going to make a rap song about how terrible of a day it is.
 
My kids are gonna be late for school as usual,
but I gots to get some fuel for my truck fool,
Pull up in the gas station and all the pumps on my side are blocked,
Have to pull around the damn building and realize the mother fucking pumps are all out on that side so I spin out of the fucking parking lot and find another gas station.
I have to say it's been a great day.
 
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