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Carp said:
I don't know if I agree, but I am an ass/leg man.
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I'll say this, milk filled titties are the best types of titties. Breast milk is not the best type of milk. If you could put 2% milk in those titties, those would be the best titties ever.
 
Carp said:
We have a new young mom that works in my office now...she always has stories about interesting things her baby did in the cart at WalMart, how he ate his dinner last night, and what he is wearing to daycare that day. It is frightening, but I hate that baby.
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I'd hate the baby too.
 
Carp said:
I don't know if I agree, but I am an ass/leg man.
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Same here.

Did you enjoy the twerk vine I posted in the Test thread last week? NSFW

Or was that too much ass for you?
 
1bigfan13 said:
Same here.

Did you enjoy the twerk vine I posted in the Test thread last week? NSFW

Or was that too much ass for you?
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The difference in acceptable amounts of ass is much different in our cultures.
 
So...
Hot tea = Gay
Cold tea = Macho
Hot Coffee = Macho
Cold Coffee = Gay

Me thinks you're too hung up on labels...
 
Angrymesscan said:
So...
Hot tea = Gay
Cold tea = Macho
Hot Coffee = Macho
Cold Coffee = Gay

Me thinks you're too hung up on labels...
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Whover put Iamtdg in charge of deciding what is/isn't gay was surely gay.
 
Carp said:
We have a new young mom that works in my office now...she always has stories about interesting things her baby did in the cart at WalMart, how he ate his dinner last night, and what he is wearing to daycare that day. It is frightening, but I hate that baby.
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So like Facebook, but in real life.
 
My daughters and I are designing a large backyard clubhouse. Since we have no trees, we'll build a few elevated decks connected with bridges, nets, etc.

They've come up with all kinds of cool ideas and I think we'll be able to do most of it relatively cheaply.

We'd like to have a slide about 12' to 15' off the ground, but you can't just buy something that size at Lowe's. I've been searching for old playground slides to no avail.

So it looks like I'm going to build one, but can't decide what materials to use. Sheet metal, while I could get a roll wide enough and long enough for a slide, would be way to hot during our summers. I've thought about ripping plastic 55 gallon drums in half to make the chute. Also found a place locally that has large diameter drainage pipe, but that would be expensive as hell as well.

I know there are some jack-leg testers like myself out there. I've tried thinking outside the box, but can't come up with a viable solution.

Slick surface, at least 18'' wide that we can get in at least 12' lengths(preferably longer)...and something that won't scorch little legs in the summer time.
 
Carp said:
I don't know if I agree, but I am an ass/leg man.
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Same. I mean titties are really nice and all, but give me wide birthing hips and a ghetto onion and I'm peeing in that butt all day long.
 
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