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I'm sure Newt was just having stuff off the salad bar.
 
Carp said:
I'm sure Newt was just having stuff off the salad bar.
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I actually did eat off the salad bar, I only had 2 pieces of pizza.
 
I think we should replace "hit them in da mouf" with "kick them in da butthole".
 
Newt said:
We are 8 years apart, but we've always been close.

Him kicking me in the butthole is a little closer than I would like to be but the comedic value is there so we just kinda go with it. It does work on him too, but he doesn't let his guard down much. He gets hit in the balls a lot by my 4 year old.
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Please dont invite me over. :art
 
I am utterly amazed how shit stories are met with success on this thread. I must have had a mis-spent youth. :shrug
 
L.T. Fan said:
I am utterly amazed how shit stories are met with success on this thread. I must have had a mis-spent youth. :shrug
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You've been around too long to still be amazed by this. Where would you be right now if not for the amazing shit stories in this thread?
 
The last 40 or so posts in this thread have been awesome, I must say.
 
Newt said:
You've been around too long to still be amazed by this. Where would you be right now if not for the amazing shit stories in this thread?
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Well as the saying goes, when there's nothing else to do just shoot the shit. That has taken on a whole new meaning.
 
Texas Ace said:
I do not.

There's a good chance I'll be driving through Georgia next summer. Feel free to meet me with some of the finest local brew in your area, and in turn I'll provide you with handwritten strategy notes for Battlefield.

Seems fair, don't ya think?
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I'll be out of town that weekend.
 
Carp said:
I think we should replace "hit them in da mouf" with "kick them in da butthole".
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It's an anthem worthy of their march to the Super Bowl.
 
L.T. Fan said:
I am utterly amazed how shit stories are met with success on this thread. I must have had a mis-spent youth. :shrug
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It was rough coming up in our generation.

You just wouldn't understand the shit.
 
Newt said:
Bet you won't start a game day thread with it...
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If anyone other than 1bigfan even attempts to start a Gameday thread they'll get banned faster then Newt dodging kids in a Chuck E. Cheese after a swift kick to the butthole.
 
Carp said:
That would be a real kick in the butthole.
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I'm not sure I would want to kick a Packer in the butthole. Might find some fudge.
 
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