Thanks for making it really difficult to read that. I'm offended.
I'm 100% certain that this is wildly inappropriate but I am committed so I will soldier on.
Flipping through the channel I saw this and loled at the name.
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Calling shenanigans on this.
Click on it, you fag. I've got things going over here. My primary job in life is not to entertain you guys. That is like 2nd or 3rd on the priority list.
Between diaper changes.
Infant moobs is not "kinda fat" ....

Pdom taking care of you today?
Somebody posted FB pics that revealed obesity in babies as a family trait. I'm not going to infract or otherwise call a certain individual out here. We have an honestly and forthcoming policy that we like to live by here. I will just leave that here and let the cards fall where they may.
So the wife actually asked me at 5 this morning to get up and go black Friday shopping with her and the kid, I just laughed and pulled the covers over my head
Screw Black Friday. You can shop online and get the same deals. I'm not getting up and fighting that crap. I'd rather give you the few hundred that I saved than go to that.