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Pretty much. All I can ascertain from his opinion is that his mom sucked at preparing turkey and he is now ruined.

Here is one thing that is a fact - I damnsure don't eat dry turkey. Ever

Oh, you're bringing my momma into it, are ya? Fuck this. ~throws off gloves~ You days of ass-beatings are near.
 
8 hours sleep the last 3 nights and all sorts of problems breast feeding.

i understand this is the norm and now believe human beings have continued against God's wishes.

With our first we stayed up all night the first night trying to get him to take the nipple. Like 12 hours straight. Finally at about 10 the next morning we had to give up and let him take the bottle. Killed my wife, but we had to let the baby eat.
 
I have eaten turkey, so it is an informed opinion. And I'm here to inform you that turkey sucks.

If every turkey you ate was dry though you have not ate it prepared right. Maybe there's some deeper reason you dislike turkey, did your uncle molest you while you while you were in a tryptophan induced nap?

Also wild turkey is even better than store bought.
 
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8 hours sleep the last 3 nights and all sorts of problems breast feeding.

i understand this is the norm and now believe human beings have continued against God's wishes.
Are your nipples sore?
 
If every turkey you ate was dry though you have not ate it prepared right. Maybe there's some deeper reason you dislike turkey, did your uncle molest you while you while you were in a tryptophan induced nap?

Also wild turkey is even better than store bought.

Im not saying all turkey I have eaten is dry. But even when it's not bone dry it has a nasty flavor.
 
Not a fan of dark meat...I will say that. Crisp turkey skin when slicing it up to serve is a glorious bonus.
 
Phil with a new born...it is an odd time for parents because you are not as active and could easily get sloppy fat.
 
My first born was born in Italy, so we'd take her for a walk and that seems active, but we'd tear up a slice of pizza and some gelato along the way.
 
If every turkey you ate was dry though you have not ate it prepared right. Maybe there's some deeper reason you dislike turkey, did your uncle molest you while you while you were in a tryptophan induced nap?

Also wild turkey is even better than store bought.

I thought wild turkey was whiskey. No wonder it's better.
 
Funny how this map pretty much lines up with all the best burger arguments that break out in here.

Map of most popular burger chains in the U.S.

 
Funny how this map pretty much lines up with all the best burger arguments that break out in here.

Map of most popular burger chains in the U.S.


So according to this, Wendy's and Steak and Shake dominate my area. Gross.
 
Funny how this map pretty much lines up with all the best burger arguments that break out in here.

Map of most popular burger chains in the U.S.


So there's actually people out there who consider McDonalds,Wendys,BK,& JackintheBox to have the best burgers??? :lol
 
Carl's Jr sucks. Not sure how it would even make that map.
 
So there's actually people out there who consider McDonalds,Wendys,BK,& JackintheBox to have the best burgers??? :lol

I don't know that this is an indicator of best rather most frequented. A lot of factors go into that such as pricing, children preference, convenience, etc.
 
I don't know that this is an indicator of best rather most frequented. A lot of factors go into that such as pricing, children preference, convenience, etc.
Read it too quick you're absolutely right it does say most popular instead of best, my bad
 
Carl's Jr sucks. Not sure how it would even make that map.

After the turkey debacle, your opinion on food is now rendered invalid.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.
 
Shot a couple whitetail doe yesterday. Have them skinned and hanging. Should have butterfly steaks, roasts, ring sausage and jerky ready in another week.

:towel
 
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After the turkey debacle, your opinion on food is now rendered invalid.

Go sit in the corner and think about what you've done.

Turkey sucks as much as Carl's Jr. Matter of fact, if Carl's Jr served turkey it would be the worst food on the planet.
 
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