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My dad just hit me in the left nut with a golf ball. Probably the hardest nutshot I've ever taken. Really just want to crawl into a corner and throw up for a while.

^5

That's for your dad.
 
Lately we have been frying flour tortillas and they are the bomb. I don't know how to classify that though so you'll get nothing from me and like it.

That's west coast style.
 
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Dipshit
 
So I come home and find my refrigerator door somehow popped open and all my Bud Light Limes were now room temperature.

Bob, even porn midgets get thirsty for a brew.
 
I saw a sticker on the wall at a local live music venue and I had to follow up on a dude bills that himself as "Chutch McGillicutty" and wears a Cowboys Chad Hutchinson jersey. It's the worst shit ever and I have to assume it's a bad joke to entertain himself and his friends. If he's trying to be serious in any capacity then he's clearly retarded.

http://chutchmcgillicutty.com/


I didn't get much past the many giant negro asses.
 
I didn't get much past the many giant negro asses.

Trust me, you made the right decision. Absolutely horrid and I'm sure it's just a joke. Again though, any guy who sports a Hutchinson jersey and calls himself Chutch was going to at least get me to take a look at who would do such a thing.
 
Condolences, Newt...



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I finally saved up enough money to buy some Fat Tire and now my local Wal-Marts doesn't carry it.
 
Your choice of chip with bean dip.... fritos or tortilla chips? I will even throw in a third option to make it more interesting... nacho cheese Doritos.

Nobody buys Doritos with the intention of using them for dipping. If you happen to have some dip available, cool.

And again, it really just depends. I like fritos for dipping usually. But I have been known to get down with some tortilla chips. The problem with tortilla chips is that most of the store bought ones suck ass.
 
Props to mcnuttz for speaking out against Hollywood immorality.

Keep your eye on the cross, brother!
 
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