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Big fan of the Jimmy Dead Egg White and Canadian Bacon breakfast sandwiches...not bad calorie wise either.
 
I seriously need some laughter in my life, boys. Help me out here...
 
NoDak said:
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My shits have been very inconsistent since the trip to Disney, that ammusement park diet really fucked up my intestines.
 
Craziest customer ever so far:


Laying on the floor 6" from my face as I look under her cabinets, sobbing uncontrollably, accusing us of trying to rip her off while simultaneously thanking us for saving her...two day of this so far.

My tech literally held her in his arms as she ranted and sobbed.

son-of-a-muther....!!!!!
 
Angrymesscan said:
My shits have been very inconsistent since the trip to Disney, that ammusement park diet really fucked up my intestines.
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Was it really the food?

When everyone's wearing red t-shirts as you walk in, it's time to walk right back out.
 
skidadl said:
Craziest customer ever so far:


Laying on the floor 6" from my face as I look under her cabinets, sobbing uncontrollably, accusing us of trying to rip her off while simultaneously thanking us for saving her...two day of this so far.

My tech literally held her in his arms as she ranted and sobbed.

son-of-a-muther....!!!!!
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You're a sonofabitch and a savior.

Props for your humanity but damn you for your hostility.
 
I've got a haunted house in my backyard.

You kids want some candY?
 
NoDak is a hot-linking sonofabitch.

Some things never change.
 
Imma brag for a minute here...

26-22 my sons football team is leading, but the opposing team has the ball on our 3 yard line with 30 seconds left. He is lined up at RDE and tells the DT to play back a bit so he can split his gap assignment for him...so he does that at the snap, hits the gap between the C/G and tackles the QB, strips him, and recovers the fumble. Game ender. It was awesome.
 
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