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I know that, you know that, and he knows that. We all know that.

Still doesn't change the fact I'd like to watch him kick your ass.

Oh, well in that case...

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That's an everyday thang when you let your nuts hang.
 
Two minutes ago I have surpassed the one year mark of not having a burger. My wife committed to no ice cream and my son committed to no sodas.

Now it's time to decide where I will go. I honestly considered going to a nasty fast food joint right now.
 
Since we haven't heard from Skid for eight hours now, I'll just assume he went and bought about 50 burgers and has been rolling around in them naked.

Welcome back, bro.
 
I still haven't eaten a burger. I am seriously overwhelmed an confused right now.
 
Speaking of giving things up, I am swearing off Monster energy drinks and going back to coffee. I think tye Monsters were jacking with my sleep and making me more on edge. I did the rehab ones that are low sugar and low cal, but the caffeine is just too much.
 
I bought a case of those things at Costco last year and haven't touched them since I had one. I have noticed a few missing here and there though. One of my teenagers got their grimy little hands on them. Of course nobody knows who did it.
 
Your first burger back has to be a Whataburger. Has to be.
 
I never have really seen a difference in having caffeine or not. I've drank red bull or the others and haven't noticed a difference, other than they taste like shit. I can drink a pot of coffee before bed and have no problem sleeping. Can also go weeks or so without drinking coffee or any other kind of caffeine and it doesn't bother me.

I feel cheated.
 
I am not that big of a fan of Whataburger. I must be a weird Texan. I thought they were overrated.
 
Tiny meat and average buns...whats so special about that?

Wait, are we talking about burgers?
 
Seriously though, do you guys really think that Whataburger rates up there as a place that you would go to after a year off?
 
I question not only Skid's taste in a good fast food burger, but also his dedication to being a fat guy.

This revelation will be hard for him to overcome.
 
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