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Why is my fucking post count so low?

I wonder if I can go in VBB and pad the stats.


:towel

I know you can delete them. Remember when EZ lopped of thousands if boozes posts from his post count?

I should start deleting a few just for the sport of it.
 
Why is my fucking post count so low?

I wonder if I can go in VBB and pad the stats.


:towel

You can have some of mine.

/reallyawkwardthingtosayaftertheThorncomment
 
Hey, remember that time skid broke his leg chasing that transvestite that took off with his wallet?

Good times.
 
I had more posts when I didn't own this place.
 
Please don't delete mine...I just got to the magical 8810 mark.

Oh fuck...now 8811, I regret this post.
 
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out
At a medium pace

Wait...

That was our class song.

Make me stick my dick and balls
Right between my legs,
call me an ugly woman,
then take my picture
to show all the people you work with!
 

Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.
 
I love Fridays. And Saturdays. And Sundays.

Especially with chocolate syrup.
 
Gotta get down on Friday.
 
WTF is going on in here. Shampoo bottles, assholes, scrotums, and transvestite's.

Thorn is missing all the fun.
 
Now pull up my scrotum and take that shampoo bottle out of my ass.
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy and watch me whack off.
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head.
Now tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace.

You are one sick bastard.

GTFO
 
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