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skidadl said:
I found a rattlesnake skin in the yard of my knew house. It was about a foot away from the house.

Next up I found 2 snake skins in the rafters of my barn.


I scared.
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Time to move
 
Speaking of barns and pests and whatnot, I started working on my old shed a couple weekends ago.

It's needing a new roof pretty bad and I have the metal to roof it with so I started cleaning shit out of the shed and out from under the lean-to.

I knew there were hornets back there, and those bitches were huge. One came flying in on a locust. I thought it was a hummingbird, but when realized it was a hornet I was able to spray him down good.

Ended up finding several wasp and yellow jackets nests as well. Went through 6 cans of spray on the first lean-to section of my shed.

Got tired of spraying so decided to move to the garden tool closet off the back. Sprayed and knocked down one nest and thought the coast was clear.

Since my only mission was to remove everything from the room, I just started pulling stuff out off the shelves. It was going great until I reached a little over head-high to grab the jumper cables off the wall.

ZAP! ZAP!! Twice in the fucking eye and several times down my face and arm. One must have hit me before my eyelid could close and then one through the eyelid.

Really wish I had it on video because I stumbled all over the back yard moaning and grunting like a retard.

Hurt like hell when blinked so I'd try to keep my eye open until it would get dry and hurt even worse.

My wife came out after awhile and was like, ""

Really thought I might go blind and started thinking about how cool it would be to wear an eye patch, or maybe get a glass eye with a Cowboys star. I would cross the boycott line for a Cowboys glass eye, and don't accept an apology.

Anyway, hurt like hell for a while and then it just felt and looked better after the 3rd day.

So what I'm getting at is that snakes probably aren't the only critters to worry about. I would recommend no less than 6 cans of wasp & hornet spray.
 
You have no idea how bad I feel after reading that.







About you not getting it on video. Bastard.
 
The man is on the threshold of death and all he can think about is a Cowboy logo to adorn. What a fan.
 
mcnuttz said:
Speaking of barns and pests and whatnot, I started working on my old shed a couple weekends ago.

It's needing a new roof pretty bad and I have the metal to roof it with so I started cleaning shit out of the shed and out from under the lean-to.

I knew there were hornets back there, and those bitches were huge. One came flying in on a locust. I thought it was a hummingbird, but when realized it was a hornet I was able to spray him down good.

Ended up finding several wasp and yellow jackets nests as well. Went through 6 cans of spray on the first lean-to section of my shed.

Got tired of spraying so decided to move to the garden tool closet off the back. Sprayed and knocked down one nest and thought the coast was clear.

Since my only mission was to remove everything from the room, I just started pulling stuff out off the shelves. It was going great until I reached a little over head-high to grab the jumper cables off the wall.

ZAP! ZAP!! Twice in the fucking eye and several times down my face and arm. One must have hit me before my eyelid could close and then one through the eyelid.

Really wish I had it on video because I stumbled all over the back yard moaning and grunting like a retard.

Hurt like hell when blinked so I'd try to keep my eye open until it would get dry and hurt even worse.

My wife came out after awhile and was like, ""

Really thought I might go blind and started thinking about how cool it would be to wear an eye patch, or maybe get a glass eye with a Cowboys star. I would cross the boycott line for a Cowboys glass eye, and don't accept an apology.

Anyway, hurt like hell for a while and then it just felt and looked better after the 3rd day.

So what I'm getting at is that snakes probably aren't the only critters to worry about. I would recommend no less than 6 cans of wasp & hornet spray.
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See, this is why I come here.
 
I got bit on the nipple one time in a similar situation.

Back when I was more poorer than I am now I lived on the corner of 40th and University....

I had an old piece crap screened in porch that I had thrown my old washer and dryer on that I needed to discard. Since my yard was browner than [MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION] s yard and had recently rained I had to bring the dryer through the house on a dolly. When I was going down the steps of the from porch I grabbed the side of the thing to find that I grabbed a wasp nest. 3-5 wasps few up my shirt and stung my arm, pit, titties/nipple. I dropped the dryer down the steps, took off my shirt and started doing the whirlwind. When all the dust settles I look across the street and my neighbor I standing up staring at me motionless. I'm pretty sure he thought I had lost my mind.
 
[MENTION=19]skidadl[/MENTION] answer your damn texts.
 
[MENTION=203]Thorn[/MENTION]?
 
skidadl said:
I got bit on the nipple one time in a similar situation.

Back when I was more poorer than I am now I lived on the corner of 40th and University....

I had an old piece crap screened in porch that I had thrown my old washer and dryer on that I needed to discard. Since my yard was browner than [MENTION=21]Iamtdg[/MENTION] s yard and had recently rained I had to bring the dryer through the house on a dolly. When I was going down the steps of the from porch I grabbed the side of the thing to find that I grabbed a wasp nest. 3-5 wasps few up my shirt and stung my arm, pit, titties/nipple. I dropped the dryer down the steps, took off my shirt and started doing the whirlwind. When all the dust settles I look across the street and my neighbor I standing up staring at me motionless. I'm pretty sure he thought I had lost my mind.
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Why didn't you end this story with all you could this of was covering your nipples with a bra that had the Cowboys star on it.
 
Direct TV is up and running.

I cannot wait to go down to the TWC office and slam my cable boxes down on the table.
 
How come I don't get an email or something when someone throws a @Unk at me?

Who the F runs this place, anyways?
 
Good to see ownership sporting new LED TVs, DirecTV dishes and new braces.

:unsure
 
~checks PayPal account~
 
So, pheasant season is fast approaching and I've been working with my dog trying to get him ready. A springer spaniel that is still not yet 2 yrs old.

Last week, he got in to a porcupine. About 10 minutes ago, he found a skunk.

Fuck me...
 
You do know Thorn is back?
 
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