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I'm going to be a hillbilly for Halloween.
 
I know not of what you are speaking, here. 1.5% of what?

Daily, weekly, monthly, yearly? Maybe hourly, or minutely?

1.5% raise on annual salary.

It's certainly something to sneeze at.
 
Props, you magnificent bastard.

I got 200 bucks a day.

Congrats, this must be why we're still paying $3.50/gallon for fuel.
 
Dill pickles are nasty, but somehow fried dill pickles give me foodgasms.
 
Dill pickles are nasty, but somehow fried dill pickles give me foodgasms.

I love dill pickles, too.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.



Also, I've never had a fried dill pickle. I will do this next?
 
I love dill pickles, too.

It's like I don't even know you anymore.



Also, I've never had a fried dill pickle. I will do this next?

Yes, my friend.

You certainly better damn do this next.

I seriously shouldn't have to keep saying this, flat out.

Get a big jar of sliced dills and batter with 1/2 cup milk, 1/2 cup flour, 1 cup cornmeal, salt, pepper, and whatever other seasonings you prefer.

A little of this batter goes a long way and I still haven't figured out how to keep from making a huge mess but these shits are awesome.
 
We have the house completely by ourselves for the next day and night. That has never happened in 20 years. We decided to start our sex extravaganza last night with the internet of making it a screw feast for a few days. After all of the heated moments last night we are both tired and just want to watch a movie and maybe nap today.
 
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