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Iamtdg said:
I tried that once, and the looks I got in that meeting will forever haunt me.
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Tsk. I'll bet you bypassed the boss and went right into the meeting without giving him the chance to send you home first.

Rookie mistake.


Oh, and it helps if you approach him with a pantload in a tight, confined space. Let him get a good nose full of what you're carrying. And if you can get a turd particle to drop out of your pant leg while talking to him, well, that's just about the most powerful trump card you could play. Just make sure you stare at it horrified for a few moments before slowly looking up to meet his gaze. He'll be in a hurry to get you out of there, and will quite possibly give you the next day off, too.

This move works well in conjunction with an upcoming 3 day weekend. 4 days off FTMFW!.
 
NoDak said:
Tsk. I'll bet you bypassed the boss and went right into the meeting without giving him the chance to send you home first.

Rookie mistake.


Oh, and it helps if you approach him with a pantload in a tight, confined space. Let him get a good nose full of what you're carrying. And if you can get a turd particle to drop out of your pant leg while talking to him, well, that's just about the most powerful trump card you could play. Just make sure you stare at it horrified for a few moments before slowly looking up to meet his gaze. He'll be in a hurry to get you out of there, and will quite possibly give you the next day off, too.

This move works well in conjunction with an upcoming 3 day weekend. 4 days off FTMFW!.
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I will heed this advice. It would appear that you speak from great experience, so I will humbly report back my results this afternoon.
 
^5, Flapjack.

I didn't honestly think you could talk him into it.
 
So Jobberone at the Zone wished me a happy birthday last week, and you assholes did nothing.

That one goes in the memory bank for later.
 
I'm having a tree taken out of my yard today. San Antonio, why does it cost so much?!
 
It's like the DCC doesn't even care anymore.

I used to get birthday greetings every year, and then it just stopped.

It's tough being part of a board that is just utterly heartless.

Think of the nephews, you dicks!
 
Actually the dudes did a great job and I'm happy. The cleaned up a bunch of stuff extra and made stuff look good.
 
I would have got rid of that tree for you for the price of a pack of roastin' weenies and a case of beer.

Depending on the quality of the weenies, I might have even cleaned up the ash when I was done.
 
Apparently, you gotta be some kinda rocket surjin to delete a post up in dis bitch.
 
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mcnuttz said:
It's like the DCC doesn't even care anymore.

I used to get birthday greetings every year, and then it just stopped.

It's tough being part of a board that is just utterly heartless.

Think of the nephews, you dicks!
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Not caring about you makes sense, but not caring about me?
 
NoDak said:
I would have got rid of that tree for you for the price of a pack of roastin' weenies and a case of beer.

Depending on the quality of the weenies, I might have even cleaned up the ash when I was done.
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I was going to do it myself but that sucker was in just the wrong place to messing area with. Half of it broke last week and the other bigger half was leaning towards the neighbors house. There was no relay place to let it fall without doing some damage. Since I wasn't climbing up there or renting a bucket truck I decided to pay they man. He gave me the usual white man increase in price. They tryina keep a white man down out here.
 
I had an estimate done for replacing my fence and not only did I get the white man increase he also threw in I don't really want this job increase as well.
 
NoDak said:
Apparently, you gotta be some kinda rocket surjin to delete a post up in dis bitch.
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Jon88 just called the DCC hotline and wanted to let you know that he could help you out with that.
 
Rev said:
I had an estimate done for replacing my fence and not only did I get the white man increase he also threw in I don't really want this job increase as well.
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Did you reply with the, "wow...such & such's price isn't looking so bad afterall!"
 
skidadl said:
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Inflation in Texas must be a bitch.

I paid $500 to have two giant pecan trees taken down. They even ground the stumps up and left me a large hole in the yard.
 
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