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Your shaft and balls will bruise. It is crazy. Wear a jockstrap and definitely ice things down. I recovered quick, but I heard of guys having issues because they did not rest after surgery.
 
mcnuttz said:
Now if we could just find our way back to Nors, the DCC would feel like home again.
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I have tried to retrieve him from the stormy ocean.

I can only say he is more interested in being lost.
 
3-4/hybrid:wut!lightsout
 
If nors came back I would pull an Iceberg and break out the IGNORE FEATURE.

That's right, I said it.

IGNORE!!!!
 
ZONE BIRTHDAYS!

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It's like a nightmare from the deepest reaches of hell's anus
 
Carp said:
~ Darkness...cut to a hand with ranch dressing running the fingers, slowly lifted to a mouth and licked off ~

~ Cut to two hands slowly strumming a banjo ~

~ Cut to a toilet with the water overflowing ~

~ Back to the toilet being plunged violently...someone whispers "keeps" ~

Voiceover: The return...Christmas 2014.
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:towel

Bring it back!
 
WTF is Unc?
 
Last I heard he was headed to Malaysia for some hooker sexing, and then onto China to meet some potential investors for the site.
 
It's Friday. Seems like a good day to test.
 
Carp said:
Your shaft and balls will bruise. It is crazy. Wear a jockstrap and definitely ice things down. I recovered quick, but I heard of guys having issues because they did not rest after surgery.
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I got busy the next day because I was feeling pretty good. Had to be a bit careful during, but it worked out. However...turned out to be a mistake as the next couple of days were worse than the day of/day after. Never had the shaft bruising though. Rotating bags of frozen peas was my icing method.
 
I was lost there for a bit. Not real sure what to make if my life or how I have gotten to where I am.
 
E_D_Guapo said:
It's just a Champaign hangover. You'll be back to normal soon.
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Actually, Champaign was a lot like Lubbock minus the dirt. Around the same size and flat as hell. Also, it was windy while I was there so that made it even feel more like home.
 
Iamtdg said:
Actually, Champaign was a lot like Lubbock minus the dirt. Around the same size and flat as hell. Also, it was windy while I was there so that made it even feel more like home.
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Flat and windy for damn sure. You make it out on the town at night?
 
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