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mcnuttz said:
Sounds like you were just looking for the closest guy to get you another ding dong.

I am the dingdong getter might have been your man that day.
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:lol

Gawd, I hate you right now.
 
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NoDak said:
It has a nice ring to it.

With multiple uses. If this had been revealed earlier, Thorn might not have left.
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It used to be I am the dong grabber, but that scared Thorn off.
 
Newt said:
Not debating this at all but I thought Iamtdg was in charge of the storage room? At least that's who I gave the keys back to when we ran out of ding dongs.
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He only deals with things pertaining to bicycles and bike trails. He is currently engaged in a bike tourist trail around Jerry Jones place.
 
[MENTION=12]Deuce[/MENTION]

:lol @ Scott Hall's impersonation of Macho Man.

Also, it's good to see him sober and with his wits about him. He was headed nowhere fast and I hear DDP has really helped him to get his life back on track.

Scott Hall was the epitome of cool to me.


 
Ramon was probably in my top 3 wrestlers all time. Loved watching that dude flip his toothpicks in people's faces. Good to see he (hopefully) won't see the same end most wrestlers get.
 
Deuce said:
Ramon was probably in my top 3 wrestlers all time. Loved watching that dude flip his toothpicks in people's faces. Good to see he (hopefully) won't see the same end most wrestlers get.
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Yea, for right now at least, he looks good.

You can clearly see he's all the way right in this vid which was taken just last month. A stark contrast from his other vids that have him stumbling everywhere and barely able to speak.
 
~ Darkness...cut to a hand with ranch dressing running the fingers, slowly lifted to a mouth and licked off ~

~ Cut to two hands slowly strumming a banjo ~

~ Cut to a toilet with the water overflowing ~

~ Back to the toilet being plunged violently...someone whispers "keeps" ~

Voiceover: The return...Christmas 2014.
 
Carp said:
~ Darkness...cut to a hand with ranch dressing running the fingers, slowly lifted to a mouth and licked off ~

~ Cut to two hands slowly strumming a banjo ~

~ Cut to a toilet with the water overflowing ~

~ Back to the toilet being plunged violently...someone whispers "keeps" ~

Voiceover: The return...Christmas 2014.
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:towel
 
mcnuttz said:
We did catch hell coaxing you back to DCC.

"Pull out all the stops!" they said.

And that's what I did.
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Getting our Boberts back to us was important.

We thought he was lost in the internet sea and you, YOU, Mac, brought him back.

And for that, I will eternally yet secretly hate you every time I see a lame pun.
 
All in all, you cannot discount the greatness of the word "dong" if you are trying to be PC.

It seems to have gained more social acceptance versus words like "prick", "cock" and especially "dick".

Interesting how that works. Porn movies are about the only place it has any significance anymore and that is purely for wordplay purposes.
 
Now if we could just find our way back to Nors, the DCC would feel like home again.
 
I'm joining the Ball Smoke Dragon Fraternity tomorrow.

:towel
 
What parts?

I'm scared as fuck, don't even like getting shots.

I asked if they'd knock me out and they said they'd rather not.

Then the bastard said I could watch it on the screen.
 
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