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[Genghis Khan]

Baby to be on the way this evening. My offer to stand at the end of the bed with a catcher's mitt and mask was denied.

congrats!

 

[Genghis Khan]

So it was Mcnuttz, myself and now Kemal. The next generation of DCCers are about to be in full muthafuggin" effect.

And me. Mine is 8 months now.

 

[NoDak]

Nothing up my sleeve, just have been itching to bust my infraction cherry.

~points at crotch~

Infract this, MFer.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Congrats. Consider yourself lucky. I'd rather stay north of the equator.

That was originally my plan but the nurse made me hold one of my wife's legs.

I thought about saying I was going to make a wish but then thought better of it.

 

[Deuce]

And me. Mine is 8 months now.

I'll be honest, I'm afraid of what your kid will try to recommend to mine in the Music Thread.

 

[Cotton]

~points at crotch~

Infract this, MFer.

I want to, I really do, but I'm afraid of what it will do.

I really do need to study the junior mod manual more thoroughly.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I'll be honest, I'm afraid of what your kid will try to recommend to mine in the Music Thread.

So far it would be Old McDonald and the Wheels on the Bus.

He tends to cry when I play my music.

 

[Cotton]

So far it would be Old McDonald and the Wheels on the Bus.

He tends to cry when I play my music.

My daughter used to hide her face when I would play a Slipknot video on the TV.

 

[Bob Roberts]

Pro tip: Ace's wife is NICE.

Anyone's wife still have a MySpace account for some retro stalking?

 

[Kbrown]

Funny, I was just driving back from the hospital to get ready for them to come home in a day or two, and I was listening to Misfits and it suddenly dawned on me that I've taken stuff like that for granted.

 

[Kbrown]

That was originally my plan but the nurse made me hold one of my wife's legs.

I thought about saying I was going to make a wish but then thought better of it.

I held a leg too, but I was so delirious from adrenaline and lack of sleep that nothing clever came to mind.

Congrats on your upcoming one, duder.

 

[Cotton]

Funny, I was just driving back from the hospital to get ready for them to come home in a day or two, and I was listening to Misfits and it suddenly dawned on me that I've taken stuff like that for granted.

You can still listen to all of your music. You just have to cough when the cuss words happen for a while.

 

[Deuce]

So far it would be Old McDonald and the Wheels on the Bus.

He tends to cry when I play my music.

I see. They will be BFF's afterall.

My 3 year old did love him some One when it was on the radio though.

 

[EZ22]

Yep, now I'm offended.

If it makes you feel any better, I would glaze your wife's face if given the opportunity.

 

[Cotton]

If it makes you feel any better, I would glaze your wife's face if given the opportunity.

You mean like help her put her makeup on?

 

[EZ22]

You mean like help her put her makeup on?

Yep.

 

[EZ22]

Now that I'm just a normal DCC'er, I'd like to annouce that yes, I am bisexual.

~SMILE WITH HORRIBLE TEETH A LA MICHAEL SAM~

Don't judge me, douches.

 

[Bob Roberts]

I just realized that I can't read or write.

Weird

 

[Cotton]

Now that I'm just a normal DCC'er, I'd like to annouce that yes, I am bisexual.

~SMILE WITH HORRIBLE TEETH A LA MICHAEL SAM~

Don't judge me, douches.

Well, that was unexpected.

 

[Cotton]

I just realized that I can't read or write.

Weird