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boozeman said:
Anyone ever tried Papa Murphy's? They opened one near my work and I was thinking about picking up a pizza on the way home.
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We have had this discussion. Please refer to the archives first next time before you post. You will do this next, fpickerbooze!
 
Good poop density this morning, boys. No floaters lurking around, just good ole bottom dwellers.
 
Newt said:
Good poop density this morning, boys. No floaters lurking around, just good ole bottom dwellers.
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Speaking of, I haven't taken a really good shit in about 5 days. This morning the amount was better but it was all mixed in with gas, so not nearly as satisfying as laying down an oak log.
 
Shit can be a work of art if done correctly. One of my favorites is "The Big O", where a solid turd makes a big circle and the ends touch together. The bigger the better.

Beautiful.
 
I had to poop at a very nasty Shell at about 10:42pm in Austin last night. I was a horrifying experience.
 
skidadl said:
I had to poop at a very nasty Shell at about 10:42pm in Austin last night. I was a horrifying experience.
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Now that's worthy of an ew.
 
No matter how hard I scrubbed my hands after it scared me to death to think about putting wax in my braces after that. I'm certain that I touched at least 20 different persons' poop germs in that place.
 
skidadl said:
I had to poop at a very nasty Shell at about 10:42pm in Austin last night. I was a horrifying experience.
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We should make a hotline for traumatized poopers, a help line of sorts. 1-800-BUTTHURT or something similair, I would go in halves on this... Iamtdg, want to take me to lunch so we can discuss?








I'll call you later skid.....
 
skidadl said:
No matter how hard I scrubbed my hands after it scared me to death to think about putting wax in my braces after that. I'm certain that I touched at least 20 different persons' poop germs in that place.
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:stop
 
Newt said:
We should make a hotline for traumatized poopers, a help line of sorts. 1-800-BUTTHURT or something similair, I would go in halves on this... Iamtdg, want to take me to lunch so we can discuss?
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Let's do this.

Newt said:
I'll call you later skid.....
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Youtwotimingsonofabitch!
 
:lol
 
Newt said:
We should make a hotline for traumatized poopers, a help line of sorts. 1-800-BUTTHURT or something similair, I would go in halves on this... Iamtdg, want to take me to lunch so we can discuss?








I'll call you later skid.....
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I have an idea for a radio poop advice show called Fecal Matters. Have your people call my people.
 
Kbrown said:
I have an idea for a radio poop advice show called Fecal Matters. Have your people call my people.
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What do you mean, your people???

Doesn't matter, PM me your peoples contact info.
 
I'll do the radio show as long as I get the 5pm time slot. Gotta be in prime time!
 
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