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[NoDak]

Easy there, south Canada.

I am clearly the winner in this exchange.

:hattip

 

[Texas Ace]

How's this for irony?

I have an interview with the Houston Texans on Friday to be their VoIP Engineer and handle other Cisco duties.

I would travel with the team to all their away games, etc.

I guess I better not tell the interviewing party how much I hate that team.

 

[Cotton]

Man, I hope you get that job.

 

[L.T. Fan]

How's this for irony?

I have an interview with the Houston Texans on Friday to be their VoIP Engineer and handle other Cisco duties.

I would travel with the team to all their away games, etc.

I guess I better not tell the interviewing party how much I hate that team.

Sounds like blackmail materiel to me.

 

[boozeman]

Man, I hope you get that job.

Timestamped, dammit.

 

[Rev]

How's this for irony?

I have an interview with the Houston Texans on Friday to be their VoIP Engineer and handle other Cisco duties.

I would travel with the team to all their away games, etc.

I guess I better not tell the interviewing party how much I hate that team.

We could all then tell stories about our inside source with the Texans.

 

[boozeman]

Hey Ace, make sure you bring either some phonebooks or at least a booster seat so you can see over the desk at the interview.

Best of luck.

 

[Rev]

It's going to be 80 here this weekend.

Yep. Right weekend.

 

[Texas Ace]

We could all then tell stories about our inside source with the Texans.

I didn't even think about that.

 

[Texas Ace]

Hey Ace, make sure you bring either some phonebooks or at least a booster seat so you can see over the desk at the interview.

Best of luck.

You sir, are no Carp.

 

[Texas Ace]

In all seriousness, this would be a sweet ass gig....Texans or no Texans.

An actual NFL gig where I travel with a team and stay at their hotel and everything.

It just so happens that they go to Dallas next season too.

I'm not sure if I'd be on the sidelines or in the booths, I just know that I have to be at the games for on-site support.

 

[Kbrown]

We could all then tell stories about our inside source with the Texans.

Convert it all to a Texans insider site called The Capers Toupée.

 

[boozeman]

You sir, are no Carp.

I was not trying to be like Carp. I am dead serious. You want to be looking them in the eye when you answer questions.

 

[Texas Ace]

I was not trying to be like Carp. I am dead serious. You want to be looking them in the eye when you answer questions.

I could write a book on how to do interviews.

My interview etiquette is flawless.

As long as I meet their criteria as far as preferences are concerned, the interview part will simply be a formality because I'm gonna kill that shit.

 

[Deuce]

In all seriousness, this would be a sweet ass gig....Texans or no Texans.

An actual NFL gig where I travel with a team and stay at their hotel and everything.

It just so happens that they go to Dallas next season too.

I'm not sure if I'd be on the sidelines or in the booths, I just know that I have to be at the games for on-site support.

If Bortles is drafted by them, you'll probably need to tell them you need an assistant from time to time and fly me in for games.

YOU WILL DO THIS IN THE INTERVIEW FPICKERACE!

 

[dallen]

Texans Ace

 

[Rev]

I don't think that I have told everybody about what a great person Ace is. Probably the best poster on the internet.












I have the right to retract this statement if he doesn't get the job........

 

[Deuce]

Texans Ace

I can't imagine the Texans would be happy with an employee being a volunteer on a rival team website. Looks like Ace's reign and über Junior Tech will be a short one.

 

[NoDak]

Texans Ace

 

[Smitty]

Coke is the only drink you can call coke. If you call Pepsi coke than you are a retard.

Also true.