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Iamtdg said:
Sausage links or sausage patties?

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Depends on the rest of the cuisine. Patties with biscuits and gravy. Links with eggs. If biscuits and gravy and eggs, etc., then both.
 
Iamtdg said:
Sausage links or sausage patties?

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Either will do in a pinch if you're out of bacon.

Which leads me to say, if you ever run out of bacon, I question your manhood.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Depends on the rest of the cuisine. Patties with biscuits and gravy. Links with eggs. If biscuits and gravy and eggs, etc., then both.
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GAH!!!

Sausage CRUMBLED in the gravy for biscuits and gravy. And eggs are a must always with it.
 
NoDak said:
GAH!!!

Sausage CRUMBLED in the gravy for biscuits and gravy. And eggs are a must always with it.
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That works for me as well. I suppose I can scarf the stuff in any format.
 
NoDak said:
GAH!!!

Sausage CRUMBLED in the gravy for biscuits and gravy. And eggs are a must always with it.
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I have to agree with this post.

Also, bacon is preferred, but I almost always eat sausage in patty form.
 
Speaking of epic breakfast foods, I had what just might be the greatest omelette of all time last Sunday at some little Mom&Pop restaurant. A 4 egg masterpiece with bacon, sausage, ham, and spicy venison brat, along with onions, mushrooms, green/red/yellow peppers and a small amount of salsa on top. With hashbrowns inside the omelette.

Holy shitballs. It was huge, and I nearly died eating it all, but it was well worth the effort.
 
NoDak said:
Speaking of epic breakfast foods, I had what just might be the greatest omelette of all time last Sunday at some little Mom&Pop restaurant. A 4 egg masterpiece with bacon, sausage, ham, and spicy venison brat, along with onions, mushrooms, green/red/yellow peppers and a small amount of salsa on top. With hashbrowns inside the omelette.

Holy shitballs. It was huge, and I nearly died eating it all, but it was well worth the effort.
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Man, I love omelette's. Hell, outside of maybe having chicken fried steak for breakfast, omelette's are my most favoritest breakfast meal.
 
Favorite kind of nut. Pistachios, peanuts, walnuts, or almonds?
 
I ran accross this today, I know I have posted it in another DCC lifetime but there are new guys and this was probably one of the best letters I have ever written to anyone.

I would like to formally apolgize to Best Buy.

There are three types of foods that mke me shit almost instantly. Pancakes, JITB breakfast, and fettucini alfredo. Last night we went to Olive Garden, I ordered the tour of italy but I'm picky about my speghetti sauce so I ordered double portions of fettucini alfredo. I know the effect, so after we eat we normally hang out at Olive Garden for about 15 minutes after we eat and I tip the waiter a little more for holding up his table and I do my business an then leave. Well, last night we waited about 20 minutes and nothing happened, i felt fine, so we left a nice tip, grabbed the to go box and headed out.

We went straight to Best Buy, I love looking at all the new TV's I won't be able to afford until they aren't new anymore. They had a new LED 3D TV on display with a 3D aquaium bluray playing so I sat down on the customers sofa and put on the 3D glasses. The TV was awesome, the fish looked so real, and the bubbles fluttering in the water were almost within reach. Then I noticed bubble fluttering somewhere else. I know the layout of Best Buy like the back of my hand, TV's in the back, car audio to the left, computers to the right, and bathroom in the front left corner by the kitchen appliances. I instantly removed my 3D glasses and did the tight walk to the front of the building.

I won't go into much detail about the actual shit because the fury that my butthole unleashed was more than even Hostile could ever imagine. However, when releasing such fury one doesn't always think of courtesy flushing and when I realized what I had done I knew there was no way this poor toilet would flush on its own. I looked in the next stall over and ther was a toilet brush but no plunger. I thought maybe I could use the brush to seperate the shit and toilet paper so it didn't all try to go down at the same time. Appearently this was a bad idea. The shit must have clogged it up first and when I tried to flush the TP it barely budged and the toilet began to fill up. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is why more places are going to those autoflush toilets because I have no idea why I thought pulling the handle again would help the situation but I did it, a couple times. This whole time I was using the toilet brush to try and unpack the toilet so the water would drain. This just mixed the shit, TP and water to a nice brownie like substance. Water started pouring over the side of the toilet and I panicked. I dropped the toilet brush in the toilet and busted out of the stall, composed myself enought to walk out of the bathroom, grab my wife, and GTF out of Best Buy. There was nothing else I could have done, I had on flip flops.

Anyway, I'm sorry.
 
I had on flip flops.

:lol

:towel
 
I remember reading this a few years ago. So what's the follow up? How long did you wait to go back in to that particular store, and when you did, did they immediately throw you out on your ass?
 
Newt said:
I ran accross this today, I know I have posted it in another DCC lifetime but there are new guys and this was probably one of the best letters I have ever written to anyone.

I would like to formally apolgize to Best Buy.

There are three types of foods that mke me shit almost instantly. Pancakes, JITB breakfast, and fettucini alfredo. Last night we went to Olive Garden, I ordered the tour of italy but I'm picky about my speghetti sauce so I ordered double portions of fettucini alfredo. I know the effect, so after we eat we normally hang out at Olive Garden for about 15 minutes after we eat and I tip the waiter a little more for holding up his table and I do my business an then leave. Well, last night we waited about 20 minutes and nothing happened, i felt fine, so we left a nice tip, grabbed the to go box and headed out.

We went straight to Best Buy, I love looking at all the new TV's I won't be able to afford until they aren't new anymore. They had a new LED 3D TV on display with a 3D aquaium bluray playing so I sat down on the customers sofa and put on the 3D glasses. The TV was awesome, the fish looked so real, and the bubbles fluttering in the water were almost within reach. Then I noticed bubble fluttering somewhere else. I know the layout of Best Buy like the back of my hand, TV's in the back, car audio to the left, computers to the right, and bathroom in the front left corner by the kitchen appliances. I instantly removed my 3D glasses and did the tight walk to the front of the building.

I won't go into much detail about the actual shit because the fury that my butthole unleashed was more than even Hostile could ever imagine. However, when releasing such fury one doesn't always think of courtesy flushing and when I realized what I had done I knew there was no way this poor toilet would flush on its own. I looked in the next stall over and ther was a toilet brush but no plunger. I thought maybe I could use the brush to seperate the shit and toilet paper so it didn't all try to go down at the same time. Appearently this was a bad idea. The shit must have clogged it up first and when I tried to flush the TP it barely budged and the toilet began to fill up. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is why more places are going to those autoflush toilets because I have no idea why I thought pulling the handle again would help the situation but I did it, a couple times. This whole time I was using the toilet brush to try and unpack the toilet so the water would drain. This just mixed the shit, TP and water to a nice brownie like substance. Water started pouring over the side of the toilet and I panicked. I dropped the toilet brush in the toilet and busted out of the stall, composed myself enought to walk out of the bathroom, grab my wife, and GTF out of Best Buy. There was nothing else I could have done, I had on flip flops.

Anyway, I'm sorry.
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If you want to lose weight read this before meals.
 
NoDak said:
I remember reading this a few years ago. So what's the follow up? How long did you wait to go back in to that particular store, and when you did, did they immediately throw you out on your ass?
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Not much follow up, I don't get double portions at Olive Garden anymore, but I still go to bust buy when the occassion calls for it. I sent that letter to there corporate office so I don't know that it ever got to the store. I know who ever had to clean that up deserved a big raise.
 
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