You have serious issues, Bob.
Good times hanging with Cotton and his family. The Cottons are legitimately good folks.
Tell the truth, Cotton got sloppy drunk and did something embarrassing.
I made homemade biscuits and gravy this morning... well, the sausage gravy was homemade, I bought biscuits.
Flavor wise it was great, but a few pro tips:
Don't buy rolls of biscuits that claim to be "Texas Style Biscuits" - I'm from Texas and I don't even know what a texas style biscuit is supposed to be, but these sucked.
Also, don't be stingy with the milk when cooking the gravy... I was afraid to make it too runny, and wound up making it a touch too thick.
You're welcome.
I ate biscuits and gravy at the pancake house in Lubbock. It was uhmayzing.
Just think how good the pancakes would have been.
The Pancake House is an amazing breakfast spot, and the pancakes are definitely not the best thing on their menu.
My wife ordered the patty melt and I got biscuits, sausage and gravy with fried eggs and hash browns. We split out plates which was a win win win.
I went out and spent some money on a quality E-cigarette... I've had cheaps one before but they sucked and definitely didn't help the urge when I was drinking, which is when I find it hardest not to smoke.
But this new one is great. Haven't had a cig in two days and I've been drunk the last two nights.
Tried the ones that really look like a cigarette with the cartridges.
Hated it. Mainly because the flavor was just effing bad.
Going to try the liquid ones next where you pour the shit into the cylinder. Some of these shops let you try the flavors and you can find the one you want.
Bad thing is the thing is like a gigantic bong. I even see people wear it around their neck with a lanyard. That's a little silly to me.
Yeah, mine looks like a hybrid dildo/bong.

I went out and spent some money on a quality E-cigarette... I've had cheaps one before but they sucked and definitely didn't help the urge when I was drinking, which is when I find it hardest not to smoke.
But this new one is great. Haven't had a cig in two days and I've been drunk the last two nights.