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[Cotton]

That elf shit is all over FB. I agree with booze. I think it's creepy.

 

[Carp]

Going to a casino in Iowa tonight...I'm sure it is just like Vegas.

I'll scout for convention venues.

 

[dallen]

That elf shit is all over FB. I agree with booze. I think it's creepy.

No kidding. Luckily my wife has enough sense to realize that too. I don't get it at all

 

[Genghis Khan]

Sounds like a Jerry Jones quote.

It really does.

 

[Genghis Khan]

My wife got one of those Elf Of The Shelf things for our daughter weeks ago.

http://www.elfontheshelf.com/content/about-us

The thing is you are supposed to move it around because it is "watching" the kid.

To me, it is creepy, but my wife is dead serious.

I forgot to move it the other night and my wife got pissed....like I ruined things.

Honestly, a stalking elf is not something my little girl needs as a stress source in her life.

It's totally creepy.

My wife wants one too.

 

[NoDak]

A little too much magnesium, I guess.

 

[mcnuttz]

We've had the Elf on the Shelf since Christmas 08.

My kids are more scared around Christmas than they are during Halloween.

 

[2233boys]

Damn I thought most of you were in your late 30's early 40's you all have young kids.

 

[Cotton]

Damn I thought most of you were in your late 30's early 40's you all have young kids.

I didn't have my first kid until I was 28.

 

[2233boys]

I didn't have my first kid until I was 28.

Wow, my youngest was born then. Started early I guess, but not as early as others.

 

[L.T. Fan]

My youngest may be older than most of (if not all) of you.

 

[skidadl]

I've got six of them age 8, 11, 13, 15, 18, 21

 

[2233boys]

My youngest may be older than most of (if not all) of you.

If you don't mind how old is your youngest.

 

[NoDak]

I have four daughters. 21, 14, 11, and 8. The last three with my wife.

I didn't live with my oldest as she was growing up, so I am just now getting to enjoy terrorizing young guys who are sniffing around showing interest in my 14 year old.

Almost made one piss himself in fear a couple weeks ago.

 

[2233boys]

States with the worst drivers

1. Louisiana

2. South Carolina

3. Mississippi

4. Texas

5. Alabama

6. Florida

7. Missouri

8. North Carolina

9. Montana

10. North Dakota

 

[Rev]

Did you tell him about the ear ripping?

 

[L.T. Fan]

If you don't mind how old is your youngest.

Almost 48.

 

[NoDak]

Did you tell him about the ear ripping?

No, but that's not a bad idea.

 

[boozeman]

Did you tell him about the ear ripping?

 

[boozeman]

Going to a casino in Iowa tonight...I'm sure it is just like Vegas..