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mcnuttz said:
Exactly, isn't that why it's called the men's room?

Sounds like some of these lassies should be using the unisex bathroom.
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If you can't fart in the bathroom, where can you fart?
 
It's not cool for me, for you to rip one off hardcore with me standing next to you. Now, a fart that isn't thundering I consider okay. But, no massive cheek flapping farts. I don't give a damn if it stinks or not, it's damn rude.
 
You don't always know if they will roll out as a gentle hiss or the sound of an out of tune Harley. Farts have a mind of their own and are no respecter of persons.
 
Texas Ace said:
BTW, women should not hold management positions in a workplace dominated by men.

Sorry if that sounds sexist, but they are too emotionally affected creatures to be given a post that oversees a bunch of men.
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Neither should blacks: too stupid.

Nor Asians: too sneaky

Nor Indians: lazy drunks

Nor Jews: too greedy

Nor Mexicans: they're Mexicans
 
L.T. Fan said:
If you can't fart in the bathroom, where can you fart?
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^5

We used to be able to smoke in there, too, but I guess some guys along the way got all butthurt about it as well.

They'll never take farting from me.
 
Iamtdg said:
It's not cool for me, for you to rip one off hardcore with me standing next to you. Now, a fart that isn't thundering I consider okay. But, no massive cheek flapping farts. I don't give a damn if it stinks or not, it's damn rude.
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You should never have revealed your weakness.
 
If I'm farting at the urinal, it is not acceptable for you to frowny face.

Don't be a bitch. We are all men here.
 
Another note while we're on restroom etiquette.

There's no courtesy flushes in my stall.
 
I agree with the no courtesy flushes.

I also don't like people talking to me when they are pissing in the urinal next to me. We can talk out in the hall. Let's just our our thing done and GTFO of here.
 
You sound like you'd deny a guy a ^5 if he farted a mini rendition of Smoke on the Water at the urinal.
 
You know what I haven't had in a long time?

A clean shit. You know, one of those when you wipe and there is nothing there.

I wonder why that is?

Is it a technique that I have forgotten?

Something I don't eat anymore?

Or just bad luck?
 
This might be the first question for Dr. Crap on the new DCC.
 
mcnuttz said:
You sound like you'd deny a guy a ^5 if he farted a mini rendition of Smoke on the Water at the urinal.
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There will be no touching of hands whilst I am in the bathroom.
 
BipolarFan said:
You know what I haven't had in a long time?

A clean shit. You know, one of those when you wipe and there is nothing there.

I wonder why that is?

Is it a technique that I have forgotten?

Something I don't eat anymore?

Or just bad luck?
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I struggle with this from time to time myself...and am currently in a slump of messy, unfulfilling shits. I notice that when my diet is crappy, so is my shitting...mix in a salad and some fruit and you will be pooping like a champ in no time.

Sincerely,

Dr Poop
 
mcnuttz said:
You sound like you'd deny a guy a ^5 if he farted a mini rendition of Smoke on the Water at the urinal.
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The only song I know while farting is Eruption. Probably best if you don't fire up any lighters during my performance.
 
Carp said:
The only song I know while farting is Eruption. Probably best if you don't fire up any lighters during my performance.
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I like to bottom out the lows in Smoke on the Water, and then bring back up to a squeakfest to top it off.
 
I fart Walk This Way quite a bit...ironically, while walking or jogging.
 
Security at DCA sucks monkey nuts.

That is all.
 
Iamtdg said:
Security at DCA sucks monkey nuts.

That is all.
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That's the last airport that should have lax security.

The last time I flew out there, it was pretty strict. But that was back in 2006.
 
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