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BTW, women should not hold management positions in a workplace dominated by men.

Sorry if that sounds sexist, but they are too emotionally affected creatures to be given a post that oversees a bunch of men.
 
Carp said:
The public urinal fart is a phenomenon...some just feel comfortable doing it there. Some will give an oops or something, but the ones that don't acknowledge it are like serial killers or something.
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Now I am starting to wonder if the consultant guy has corpses under his crawlspace or something.

Maybe I will start a rumor tomorrow.
 
Texas Ace said:
BTW, women should not hold management positions in a workplace dominated by men.

Sorry if that sounds sexist, but they are too emotionally affected creatures to be given a post that oversees a bunch of men.
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Doesn't bother me. The ones that are good grow dicks eventually.
 
If someone farts and says "did you hear what that asshole said?"...it kind of breaks the ice at the urinal.

Now if I hear a guy spitting fire in the stall, followed by a heavy sigh, I get out as quickly as humanly possible.
 
I took part in a chili cookoff today at work. Like 7 peeps cooked giant pots of chili and everyone paid 5 bucks to eat, proceeds going to Relay for Life. There was a supposed "blind judging" and I didn't win, however my pot of chili was completely empty a solid 20 minutes before the next one was even close. I call that a victory. And I hope those people that loved my chili but didn't vote for it are on the toilet right now in pain.
 
EZ22 said:
I took part in a chili cookoff today at work. Like 7 peeps cooked giant pots of chili and everyone paid 5 bucks to eat, proceeds going to Relay for Life. There was a supposed "blind judging" and I didn't win, however my pot of chili was completely empty a solid 20 minutes before the next one was even close. I call that a victory. And I hope those people that loved my chili but didn't vote for it are on the toilet right now in pain.
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:lol

I approve of your perspective on being snubbed.
 
Adam Carrolla told a story one time where he farted into this coffee can, a gourmet can, then asked Kimmel to smell the coffee right after. Sounds like a joke I want to play at some point.
 
boozeman said:
:lol

I approve of your perspective on being snubbed.
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The funny thing is that one of the categories we could "win" in was "hottest."

I purposefully did not make mine spicy at all because IMO chili that is too hot to eat is worthless. I used no jalepeno peppers, which I normally do. The only thing "spicy" that went into my chili was a couple of TBSP of chili powder (Chili P, YO!).

It got voted second place for "hottest." :lol These NC'ians have no idea what spicy is.

Also some peeps said mine was lacking because it didn't have any beans in it, in fact mine was the only one of the seven that had no beans. Whatever, I'm from Texas. Traditional Texas chili doesn't have beans in it. Beans are a filler. If you have to fill your chili full of beans, your chili sucks.

Yeah, I take chili seriously. Shut up.

:unsure
 
I hate beans in chili. I love beans, mind you, but they have no place in chili.
 
Iamtdg said:
I hate beans in chili. I love beans, mind you, but they have no place in chili.
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I don't hate beans in chili, but I won't cook chili with beans.

Some people way overdo it with the beans. Give me a chili with some black beans, I'll eat it up. Even kidney beans.

Some dude today had a "7 bean chili"

WUT
 
I don't even buy Hormel chili with beans in it. It's not right.
 
EZ22 said:
Also some peeps said mine was lacking because it didn't have any beans in it, in fact mine was the only one of the seven that had no beans. Whatever, I'm from Texas. Traditional Texas chili doesn't have beans in it. Beans are a filler. If you have to fill your chili full of beans, your chili sucks.
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Props.

Chili is not supposed to be made with beans.
 
Carp said:
I've been eating fries lately without ketchup just to mix it up.
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Ketchup, balsamic vinegar, and hot sauce pwns this way
 
dallen said:
Living the high life, you mean
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No beer & no beer money.

But i did find one high life pint in a cooler left over from the weekend.

Threw it in the freezer and it tasted like new.
 
I fart at urinals without apology. That's what the bathroom is for
 
dallen said:
I fart at urinals without apology. That's what the bathroom is for
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I can't still be friends with you.

But, we can still be cool.

It's you, not me.
 
dallen said:
I fart at urinals without apology. That's what the bathroom is for
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Exactly, isn't that why it's called the men's room?

Sounds like some of these lassies should be using the unisex bathroom.
 
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