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Texas Ace said:
Fuck that.

We want some life pumped into this thread, not for it to become unbearable.

If you take it there, then I'm starting a Garrett war with Schmitty up in this bitch too.

Choose wisely.
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Please dude, think of the nephews
 
EZ22 said:
I can tell some orgy stories if you guys think it'll get this thing going again.

:unsure
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If you ever need a referee, let me know.

I took a class.
 
mcnuttz said:
If you ever need a referee, let me know.

I took a class.
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Don't take this personally, but I see you being one of those referees that gets easily distracted and then somehow gets temporarily knocked out while the action is occurring, ala the WWF refs from the 80's/90's.

In other words, I'm not sure you'd be the right man for this job.
 
I think nuttzy just got accused of getting cockslapped.
 
BTW...I am back on regular bacon after years of turkey bacon.
 
Texas Ace said:
Don't take this personally, but I see you being one of those referees that gets easily distracted and then somehow gets temporarily knocked out while the action is occurring, ala the WWF refs from the 80's/90's.

In other words, I'm not sure you'd be the right man for this job.
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Too late.

Enjoy your vacay.
 
Had to make a 10 AM run how to take a loose shit...I wonder if the bacon is doing it to me?
 
As an aside...if you don't have some kind of wet wipe near your toilet I fear for your cleanliness.

Not many things worse than an itchy and possibly moist butthole. You gotta hit it a couple times with the wet wipe, then you go in with a dry pile of TP.

Are you guys writing this down?
 
Carp said:
BTW...I am back on regular bacon after years of turkey bacon.
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It's tough to hold back the emotions when reading this.

That kind of shit gets me right in the feelings.
 
Carp said:
As an aside...if you don't have some kind of wet wipe near your toilet I fear for your cleanliness.

Not many things worse than an itchy and possibly moist butthole. You gotta hit it a couple times with the wet wipe, then you go in with a dry pile of TP.

Are you guys writing this down?
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2004 called.

It wants its groundbreaking Test Thread post back.
 
I hate some pretty nasty grilled jalapenos over the weekend, but never got the butt burns.

That's nice, but I'd trade the butt burn for a done-right jalapeno any day.
 
mcnuttz said:
2004 called.

It wants its groundbreaking Test Thread post back.
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I feel like we need to talk about it...it is a problem that does not go away. Charmin has a new wet wipe that I really am enjoying right now.
 
Carp said:
I feel like we need to talk about it...it is a problem that does not go away. Charmin has a new wet wipe that I really am enjoying right now.
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Wow, you're just now finding out about the Charmin wipes?

Guess I got the hook up cuz I've been flushing them bitches for awhile.

It's not out of the realm of possibility that they beta-tested here in GA. Surprised it passed, though, because most folks don't like no wet tahlet paper!
 
mcnuttz said:
Wow, you're just now finding out about the Charmin wipes?

Guess I got the hook up cuz I've been flushing them bitches for awhile.

It's not out of the realm of possibility that they beta-tested here in GA. Surprised it passed, though, because most folks don't like no wet tahlet paper!
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I used to wet TP and wipe my ass with it before it was cool.
 
I had a $15 cheeseburger for lunch today. Went to Houston's with some people from work and its a great restaurant, but the burger wasn't so OMG that it gave me a boner or anything.

In short, I won't be doing that again anytime soon.
 
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