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We had an automatic trash track that would grab your dumpster, pick it up, then dump it. Laying it right back down where it picked it up from.

Now there's a two-man operation where one dude jumps out of the cab and has to wheel the dumpster to a platform to be picked up.

My dumpster stays in our front yard, about 25 feet from where they usually pick it up.

So on the rare occasions when I haven't made it out there to move the dumpster, this "jump out the cab" guy can't walk his happy has to grab my dumpster.

This morning I saw that son of a bitch walking up a steep ass driveway dragging somebody else's dumpster to the road.

I hollered out, "wtf you dragging their fucking dumpster, you sonofabitch? I didn't have mine out right at 6:00 when y'all came by, but you couldn't grab my fucking dumpster? And it was right there at the fucking road? WTF dude?
 
"They old!"
 
mcnuttz said:
Sometimes when I forget to set our trash dumpster out by the road, the trash truck shows up at 6am and we're left with a full dumpster for another week.

Then if/when I leave it out the night before, those mother fuckers don't show up for two days.
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Our waste department is starting renovations to their site. Now they have to empty their trucks 40 miles away for the next 4 to 6 weeks. Who knows how long our whole city is going to have trash on their curbs.
 
Man, I don't GAF.

It ain't even about them being old.

Just pick up my goddamn dumpster if you gonna show up right at 6.

Be consistent, mother fucker...that's all I'm talking about.
 
And then after I passed the trash truck in a no passing zone, it occurred to me that I just cussed out a fucking trash guy.

While that may be shitty, that's how it's gotta be sometimes.

Then as I got to work opened the back door of truck to grab laptop, my kid's plastic baseball bat fell down in the door. As I went to shut it, the door bounced off the bat and came back and knocked my cup and phone out of my hand...

First thing I thought was, "Fuck karma and that trash guy!"

And I looked up and made sure no one saw what happened.
 
mcnuttz said:
We had an automatic trash track that would grab your dumpster, pick it up, then dump it. Laying it right back down where it picked it up from.

Now there's a two-man operation where one dude jumps out of the cab and has to wheel the dumpster to a platform to be picked up.

My dumpster stays in our front yard, about 25 feet from where they usually pick it up.

So on the rare occasions when I haven't made it out there to move the dumpster, this "jump out the cab" guy can't walk his happy has to grab my dumpster.

This morning I saw that son of a bitch walking up a steep ass driveway dragging somebody else's dumpster to the road.

I hollered out, "wtf you dragging their fucking dumpster, you sonofabitch? I didn't have mine out right at 6:00 when y'all came by, but you couldn't grab my fucking dumpster? And it was right there at the fucking road? WTF dude?
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That's called progress in Georgia.
 
mcnuttz said:
And then after I passed the trash truck in a no passing zone, it occurred to me that I just cussed out a fucking trash guy.

While that may be shitty, that's how it's gotta be sometimes.

Then as I got to work opened the back door of truck to grab laptop, my kid's plastic baseball bat fell down in the door. As I went to shut it, the door bounced off the bat and came back and knocked my cup and phone out of my hand...

First thing I thought was, "Fuck karma and that trash guy!"

And I looked up and made sure no one saw what happened.
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That's wha you get. You shoulda stayed off their nuttz.
 
Sounds like someone had a bad morning. Yelling at the trash guy is going to get you some serious karmic payback. You should know this, mcnuttz.
 
Texas Ace said:
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What's the matter? Not flattered by that serenade?

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:lol The worst part is it prompted me to listen to that piece of shit song, as I wasn't aware of its existence before.

It's like that In the Butt song. There's just some shit you can't unhear.
 
There are people in life you don't yell at because they can seriously fuck your shit up: cops, secretaries, waiters, etc. Garbage men are on that list.
 
Generally I respect the profession, but my garbage men are fucking assholes.
 
Is Wendi Nix pregnant, or does she just have fat legs and and a bad dress sense? I do like Josina's lips. Yes please!
 
Could somebody PLEASE answer these questions? I'm hanging on the edge of my seat here...
 
Carl said:
Is Wendi Nix pregnant, or does she just have fat legs and and a bad dress sense? I do like Josina's lips. Yes please!
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Looks like she's just chubby.
 
Carl said:
Is Adam Scheffter taller or shorter than Andrew Siciliano?
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Take it to the How Tall is That Media Guy? thread.
 
Carl said:
is it just my imagination, or are Sarah Spain's boobs rather remarkable.
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Please take it to the How Remarkable are that Media Chick's Tits? thread.
 
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