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What is the moral of my cool story bro? Culturally people only know what they know. A lack of life experiences can make you look stupid even when you really aren't.

No doubt about it.

There is a part of the population in Texas that are just irrationally rabid about their state pride though. I've never seen it anywhere else. People in NYC are proud to be New Yorkers and like to rep their 'hood and in Cali you see a lot of SoCal and NoCal regional pride, but I think Texas is unique in that it's a huge state where the state pride is off the charts. With the history and all I understand to a point but as someone who came here from somewhere else it was interesting to be submerged in it.

I mostly just tease Texans about their Texasness anyway. Like I said, I've lived here for a long time and I'm raising a family here. Obviously I've found plenty to like about it.
 
1. Texas

2. Family

3. USA
 
No doubt about it.

There is a part of the population in Texas that are just irrationally rabid about their state pride though. I've never seen it anywhere else. People in NYC are proud to be New Yorkers and like to rep their 'hood and in Cali you see a lot of SoCal and NoCal regional pride, but I think Texas is unique in that it's a huge state where the state pride is off the charts. With the history and all I understand to a point but as someone who came here from somewhere else it was interesting to be submerged in it.

I mostly just tease Texans about their Texasness anyway. Like I said, I've lived here for a long time and I'm raising a family here. Obviously I've found plenty to like about it.

My pastor loves to say bad things about TX from the pulpit just to get a rise out of people. The fastest way to get 800 people at church pissed in TX is to say something bad about their state. It is pretty funny because he is from FL. People love their pets in life. Stupid pets no less.

Texas is the best YEEEHHHAAAWWWWW!
 
Getting wtfpwnt by Spongebob and Patrick.

That's gotta sting.
 
Getting wtfpwnt by Spongebob and Patrick.

That's gotta sting.

That is a hilarious clip.

~looks around nervously, puts on cowboys boots, pretends to read Texas Monthly, loudly discusses going two-stepping at the Broken Spoke while flashing "hook 'em Horns" sign~
 
That is a hilarious clip.

~looks around nervously, puts on cowboys boots, pretends to read Texas Monthly, loudly discusses going two-stepping at the Broken Spoke while flashing "hook 'em Horns" sign~

You had me until here. Now, you can GFY.
 


:lol

My wife's entire family is from the Galveston area and my kids can recite this episode word for word when their aunts, uncles and cousins start acting well...like Texans.
 
:lol

My wife's entire family is from the Galveston area and my kids can recite this episode word for word when their aunts, uncles and cousins start acting well...like Texans.

Just this little part right here makes me swell up with pride.
 
I swear to god I'm about to go old west gun slinging psycho up in this bitch.
 
:lol

My wife's entire family is from the Galveston area and my kids can recite this episode word for word when their aunts, uncles and cousins start acting well...like Texans.

Lots of trashy people from Galveston, homes.
 
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