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[Cotton]

Blanco Velveeta might be considered for queso. Maybe.

We used blanco velveeta just this weekend to make queso. It was glorious.

 

[Newt]

Listen, queso is made out of cheese and velveeta is cheese. So, queso is cheese sauce... made out of velveeta.

False.

Velveeta, makes a nice cheese dip, but not queso.

 

[Cotton]

And don't get it twisted, Cotton, I love Velveeta. But its not real cheese, and that my friend is the cold hard fact.

It's a very greasy cheese, I will give you that. But, that's all I'm giving you.

 

[skidadl]

Okay, so take it a step further and rank them. My list would have to look like this:

1. Chicken
2. Prime rib
3. Ribs
4. Sausage
5. Pulled pork
6. Brisket
7. Turkey

1. Chicken
2. Prime rib
3. Ribs
4. Sausage
5. Pulled pork
6. Turkey
7. Brisket

 

[Cotton]

False.

Velveeta, makes a nice cheese dip, but not queso.

We will fight over this. And, I will suplex your ass. Well, with some help from you, I mean.

 

[skidadl]

You ever make a mold out of your unit with velveeta?

 

[Newt]

It's a very greasy cheese, I will give you that. But, that's all I'm giving you.

Ingredients listed on a box of Velveeta;

Plastic
Foil
Cardboard

No Cheese.....

 

[Cotton]

1. Chicken
2. Prime rib
3. Ribs
4. Sausage
5. Pulled pork
6. Turkey
7. Brisket

It's like we look up at the same moon every night.

 

[Cotton]

You ever make a mold out of your unit with velveeta?

No, but I did once with Playdoh. And, let me tell you, that shit is hard to get out of your pubes.

 

[Newt]

We will fight over this. And, I will suplex your ass. Well, with some help from you, I mean.

I'm lighter now, but I still don't think you get me over. I don't know why you are upset, Velveeta is amazing.



Its just not cheese.

 

[Cotton]

Ingredients listed on a box of Velveeta;

Plastic
Foil
Cardboard

No Cheese.....

Ingredients listed on your cranium...

1.

 

[NoDak]

Pulled pork
Ribs
Brisket
Sausage
Prime rib
Turkey
Chicken


You can only pick two and you can never have the rest on the list again....

Ribs and prime rib. But for the record you are a cruel, cruel man for concocting such a scenario.

 

[Cotton]

I'm lighter now, but I still don't think you get me over. I don't know why you are upset, Velveeta is amazing.



Its just not cheese.

This is going nowhere. I really don't want to hate you, but you aren't making it easy.

 

[skidadl]

I'm lighter now, but I still don't think you get me over. I don't know why you are upset, Velveeta is amazing.



Its just not cheese.

That true. It is like a flavored candle.

 

[dallen]

To me there is queso, which is Velveeta and Rotel, and then there is salsa con queso, which the real thing that queso is trying to imitate. Both have their place

 

[Cotton]

You're a monster for asking this, it's like asking someone which child is their favorite. And eating brisket tacos right now so that has to be on my list I guess

Ribs and prime rib. But for the record you are a cruel, cruel man for concocting such a scenario.

It's like he hasn't even read the rules of the test thread or something. I'm not real familiar with them, but I'm pretty sure he just broke one.

 

[jsmith6919]

Okay, so take it a step further and rank them. My list would have to look like this:

1. Chicken
2. Prime rib
3. Ribs
4. Sausage
5. Pulled pork
6. Brisket
7. Turkey

1. Prime rib
2. Chicken
3. Brisket
4. Ribs
5. Sausage
6. Pulled pork
7. Turkey

 

[Cotton]

To me there is queso, which is Velveeta and Rotel, and then there is salsa con queso, which the real thing that queso is trying to imitate. Both have their place

Adding options to the argument is not helping, James.

 

[skidadl]

Ribs and prime rib. But for the record you are a cruel, cruel man for concocting such a scenario.

I just used Garrett's play selection philosophy and used it in meat selection.

 

[Cotton]

1. Prime rib
2. Chicken
3. Brisket
4. Ribs
5. Sausage
6. Pulled pork
7. Turkey

I think we can all agree that turkey sucks.