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If this happens then does Smitty teach him to tip the waiters when he gets older?

Probably, and he'll be a terrible jumper.
 
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Is is your severance in addition to any equity?

Yup.

So, as an incentive to stay with the company, you're given a ton of stock that vests in increments on your yearly anniversary with the company. As part of the change in control plan, all of the stock will immediately vest, so I'm looking at about 25K in stocks on top of my severance.

I'll also get next year's bonus prorated as well.

It's a pretty sweet deal.
 
One thing for sure.

The kid will be an Eagles fan.
 
He'll also most likely be well-endowed up top, nowutImean?

They know how to raise em up there.

Gotta be something in the water.
 
They know how to raise em up there.

Gotta be something in the water.

I see what you did there, and must say, what you did there was funny.
 
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Congratulatios Schmitty, it says something about a guys values when he marrys the only girl he's ever slept with... We are talking about a girl right...?
 
Yup.

So, as an incentive to stay with the company, you're given a ton of stock that vests in increments on your yearly anniversary with the company. As part of the change in control plan, all of the stock will immediately vest, so I'm looking at about 25K in stocks on top of my severance.

I'll also get next year's bonus prorated as well.

It's a pretty sweet deal.

damn. Sounds like you may prefer the acquisition. If waiting for IPO, you may never have seen that $25k.
 
Not to brag, but I just got a phone call from Darren McFadden. He really wanted me to buy Arkansas Razorback football tickets for some reason. We're pretty much besties now.
 
damn. Sounds like you may prefer the acquisition. If waiting for IPO, you may never have seen that $25k.

Absolutely.

I'll come awy with a year's worth of salary, if not more, and I already have some interviews lined up so I know I'll find a job fairly quickly.

Pretty sweet deal all around.
 
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