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E_D_Guapo said:
I don't remember why but you couldn't make it that day. I did meet [MENTION=64]Clay_Allison[/MENTION] and his wife for beers on the Riverwalk and went to the training camp sessions with them. 1big was there with his son so he didn't sit with us but we did talk for a few minutes.
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Dammit, I missed out on Clay as well?
 
Iamtdg said:
I also once jumped off the garage trying to Lone Ranger it onto my bike. It did not end well.
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I built a "plane" out of an old orange crate one time and convinced my little brother it would fly and pushed him off the roof in it. Think that's the worst beating my dad ever gave me
 
Yeah. Me and George Washington used to see who could throw rocks the furthest. When we weren't doing that we had chopping contests with our hatchets.
 
I just found a 3.5' snake skin the the attic of my house. I'm officially scared.
 
jsmith6919 said:
I built a "plane" out of an old orange crate one time and convinced my little brother it would fly and pushed him off the roof in it. Think that's the worst beating my dad ever gave me
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:lol

The good ole days. I miss them.
 
If they are in the attic, they are keeping rodents out of the rest of your home. Doubt they are venomous.
 
boozeman said:
If they are in the attic, they are keeping rodents out of the rest of your home. Doubt they are venomous.
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They aren't venomous. I can live with it but if one of my daughters has an encounter with one of these things all hell is gonna break loose.
 
skidadl said:
They aren't venomous. I can live with it but if one of my daughters has an encounter with one of these things all hell is gonna break loose.
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Since you live in a known snake patch chances are high one or more of your family members will encounter same.
 
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Here's a shitting quandry to ponder.

In the midst of going pee, you feel the need now to take a shit. Do you:
a. finish your pee and flush. Then sit down to shit in clean water, or
b. finish your pee and just sit down to shit, or
c. cut your pee off mid-stream and sit down to shit?
 
pdom said:
Here's a shitting quandry to ponder.

In the midst of going pee, you feel the need now to take a shit. Do you:
a. finish your pee and flush. Then sit down to shit in clean water, or
b. finish your pee and just sit down to shit, or
c. cut your pee off mid-stream and sit down to shit?
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That depends in how close that shit is to the precipice of the sphincter. If it's close enough I pinch off the piss and sit down.
 
Between wanting to read everything from the game last night and my office Christmas party later today, I aint doing shit at work today. :towel
 
Deuce said:
Between wanting to read everything from the game last night and my office Christmas party later today, I aint doing shit at work today. :towel
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Me either.

Matter of fact, I'm going to be doing very little the rest of the week. Starting Friday I have 16 days straight off. :towel
 
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