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I normally take a shower after I shit. Just hope in raw dog and push any cling ons down the drain.

As an aside...my diet change, to more fruit and vegetables, lean protein, etc...has actually made it more difficult to shit. I thought it would be the other way around, but I have also ramped up my work outs, so I am guessing my body is basically using most of the food I eat as fuel right now...by eating poop.
 
Carp said:
I never said I did not use rape stands.
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So this comes down to what you do or don't consider a dawg. Good lookin out.
 
pdom said:
Kirkland products from Costco have been a hit, except for their toilet paper.


Doesn't tear consistently along the perforations, the two-ply doesn't line up well and not soft enough. I'm still a Charmin' guy.
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I work hard trying to save money, but Charmin toilet paper simply has no substitute.
 
Carp said:
No animals were harmed with my rape stands.
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The builder of that fine piece of American furniture just called, and asked that you only use his product for its intended purpose.

I would like for him to quit calling me.
 
pdom said:
Kirkland products from Costco have been a hit, except for their toilet paper.


Doesn't tear consistently along the perforations, the two-ply doesn't line up well and not soft enough. I'm still a Charmin' guy.
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You are buying the wrong one there. I buy the mega pack. It is not a Kirkland brand.
 
skidadl said:
You are buying the wrong one there. I buy the mega pack. It is not a Kirkland brand.
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You just gonna drop that without giving us a review of said product?

Dick. Move.
 
skidadl said:
Georgia Pacific Marathon 2 Ply

We buy two bundles at a time. That is a lot of TP,.
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That review is not sufficient. Please try again.
 
NoDak said:
You remember that DCC chip he made and posted a picture of a while back...?

That wasn't bean dip.
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I prefer a sturdy TP over gentle. I'm not saying that Marathon doesn't have any soft qualities. I mean, its not sandpaper or anything.

Never once has my finger gone thru this stuff. It simple feel strong and thick to the touch. The rolls feel like a brick because they are rolled so tight. Value is the best word I can use to describe it.
 
skidadl said:
I prefer a sturdy TP over gentle. I'm not saying that Marathon doesn't have any soft qualities. I mean, its not sandpaper or anything.

Never once has my finger gone thru this stuff. It simple feel strong and thick to the touch. The rolls feel like a brick because they are rolled so tight. Value is the best word I can use to describe it.
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See? Was that so hard? GAH!
 
I think folding technic is more at fault than anything for finger breakthroughs. Nowadays unless you're buying John Wayne toilet paper, with proper folding you sghould have a clean and unscratched/rashed/etc. bunghole.
 
Angrymesscan said:
I think folding technic is more at fault than anything for finger breakthroughs. Nowadays unless you're buying John Wayne toilet paper, with proper folding you sghould have a clean and unscratched/rashed/etc. bunghole.
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It depends. Recently I had a string of not-so-fresh days that required multiple shats that I would give a grade of incomplete. At that point I needed flushable wipes as backup.
 
Angrymesscan said:
I think folding technic is more at fault than anything for finger breakthroughs. Nowadays unless you're buying John Wayne toilet paper, with proper folding you sghould have a clean and unscratched/rashed/etc. bunghole.
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I perfectly fold every time.
 
skidadl said:
It depends. Recently I had a string of not-so-fresh days that required multiple shats that I would give a grade of incomplete. At that point I needed flushable wipes as backup.
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We are talkling about normal day to day situations, just like any facial tissue will do for your 3 or 4 daily nose wipes (again with proper folding), but for the flu you want those extra soft mentholated tissues.

When you have the shits you should stay at home and do a Carp (shower after everytime) or install a bidet...
 
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