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Finally sold my gas grill.

Some chick pulled up in our yard about 9:00 one evening and said, "Hey...I wanna buy that grill you had in your yard sale a couple weeks ago!"
 
I have a weak spot for women who know what they want and then go and get it.

She treats her man right.
 
mcnuttz said:
I have a weak spot for women who know what they want and then go and get it.

She treats her man right.
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What made her feel so confident that you would even still own that grill?

How did she know you hadn't sold it during your yard sale?

There's something you're not telling us.
 
I'm really super late with this and probably deserve a kick in the ass for not doing this sooner, but I'm taking my son out to the golf course this Saturday to actually play for the first time.

It helps that he actually wants to go, but I should've done this a long time ago.
 
Texas Ace said:
I'm really super late with this and probably deserve a kick in the ass for not doing this sooner, but I'm taking my son out to the golf course this Saturday to actually play for the first time.

It helps that he actually wants to go, but I should've done this a long time ago.
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Don't beat yourself up over it. My dad never really took me golfing, any more than chip and putt, when I was younger too.

Now I love it.
 
mschmidt64 said:
Don't beat yourself up over it. My dad never really took me golfing, any more than chip and putt, when I was younger too.

Now I love it.
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Well, he's always been in sports but I think golf is something you should get them in when they are really little.

My kid is in middle school now so he may not grasp it like he would have at like 5 or 6. Not that I'm trying to get the kid to turn pro or anything (:lol) it's just that I think the best time to take a kid out there is probably when they're in that latter age group and not the former.

Still, it should be fun. He's more enthusiastic about it after watching the Masters the other day.
 
These are questions that raced through my mind as I loaded it into her hatchback, but I kept them to myself as she was paying in cash.
 
You should have asked how she was set for deer urine.
 
mcnuttz said:
These are questions that raced through my mind as I loaded it into her hatchback, but I kept them to myself as she was paying in cash.
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Is this a quote out of a Georgia Penthouse Forum?
 
If it was Georgia specific, the letter would be in crayon.
 
This showed up in my YouTube stream...I do not want it to be forgotten...

 
:lol

The slow motion face plant is greatness...reminds me of Amendola's dad jumping off the cart.
 
:towel
 
Business decision.
 
pdom said:
Didn't someone photoshop DCC avatars onto the heads? :lol
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I think someone advocated PS'ing Jerry and Stephen's head on it but I don't think it ever happened.
 
mcnuttz said:
You can fool people some of the time, but most of the time you're not fooling people.
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According to Brett Maverick "You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time and that's pretty good odds".
 
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