Rashard Mendenhall reportedly retiring

Carp said:
He does...that is awesome, but I am still going to make fun...because it is fun.

You are taking this way.....way too seriously. There is humor in this.
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You're right. It's hilarious. Not sure how I missed it.
 
Carp said:
He does...that is awesome, but I am still going to make fun...because it is fun.

You are taking this way.....way too seriously. There is humor in this.
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This needs a Berman solemn voice.

Rashard Mendenhall. "Pushing away from the norm". Poignant. And Profound.
 
I bet he likes to have a butt plug up his ass while he writes.
 
boozeman said:
This needs a Berman solemn voice.

Rashard Mendenhall. "Pushing away from the norm". Poignant. And Profound.
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Been a while since we had a dustup and I'm bored. Let's do this.
 
Iamtdg said:
You're right. It's hilarious. Not sure how I missed it.
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I happen to think a middle of the road player retiring yet calling a shit ton of attention to himself pretty damn hilarious.
 
Iamtdg said:
I bet he likes to have a butt plug up his ass while he writes.
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Not sure about that level of detail, but I am pretty sure he owns a pair of ballerina shoes and weeps openly when reading poetry out loud.
 
boozeman said:
I happen to think a middle of the road player retiring yet calling a shit ton of attention to himself pretty damn hilarious.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAOHYEAHHAHAHAHAHAH!
 
boozeman said:
Not sure about that level of detail, but I am pretty sure he owns a pair of ballerina shoes and weeps openly when reading poetry out loud.
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I bet he shoves his ballerina shoes up his ass, too.
 
Making fun of Mendenhall bad...posting a Tweet of Ford's death and punctuating it with a Jerry death wish. Classy.
 
Herschel Walker took ballet classes. (fag) Emmitt Smith as a regular on Dancing with the Stars (flaming queer)
 
Carp said:
Mendenhall has never said that.
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Well, we can't be sure of that.

It was probably mentioned in his manifesto, but was edited out to stay under the 10,000 word, I don't want to draw attention to myself limit.
 
boozeman said:
Never thought about it, but I guess maybe he does. Sounds like you have given it some thought.
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Well, I would guess that is what he would be doing while he travels Europe and writes. It's what the Euros do, isn't it?
 
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