Pre-Season Chatter Thread | Dolphins v Cowboys | 8/19/2016

[Cowboysrock55]

So does Dak play the second half and if so, how long? I feel like our Oline is slowly playing worse and worse and I don't want to get him killed.

 

[Deuce]

Glad you are mentally healthy about this.

Me, I am freaking out. I am really fighting off the inner homer that has not come out since the 1990s.

What's there to freak out about? We basically have a Can Newton clone who happens to be clean of previous off the field issues.

 

[Cotton]

He was sliding feet first. We just have dumb players.

QB slid late, but whatevs, he shouldn't have led with his shoulder.

 

[boozeman]

The calls on that drive were underwhelming.

That is what we do with momentum staring us in the face.

 

[Joe Fan]

The Jenkins kid just made the team.

Yes he has. Denver's loss, our gain. Hopefully it was just an issue of being a poor fit in their scheme.

 

[Smitty]

Man, we absolutely can't have literally any injuries along the OL or we are fucked.

Well, not to any of the tackles.

Looney and Leary are much better than average interior OL depth.

 

[Deuce]

I just don't understand this. His name is Rayne Dakota Prescott. That's the name of someone I want to make fun of endlessly.

 

[Joe Fan]

And...Garrett runs that.

Yeah, highly disappointing play call. Dak still looks great though.

 

[Texas Ace]

What a throw.

 

[DLK150]

Daaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnn.

 

[boozeman]

This is not for realz.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Holy. Shit.

 

[Stars]

Well then.... WOW

 

[boozeman]

 

[DLK150]

Okay, stop it David, just stop it.

 

[Smitty]

Looks like I was wrong about Bryce Butler.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS.

 

[Deuce]

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booze is so discombobulated that he's regressed to the old poor formatting admin. Maybe stay away from those pesky YouTube videos tonight.

 

[boozeman]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MY HANDS.

Touch yourself.

I am doing that right now.

~creepy smile~

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Maybe we should keep that corner as our return man and punt Whitehead...