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Cotton said:
Is the acting bad? Plot terrible? No gratuitous boobie scenes?
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Acting: Horrible. Plot: Horrible. Gratuitous Sex Scene? Yes! Right in the middle of the fucking movie with zero context. It’s as out of place as a hooker in church. It’s a Piece of Shit. It should win an award for being this fucking bad. Amazingly, confoundedly bad.


C-Lab, I didn’t see your post. Yeah, she’s giving him head and then he fucks her for a while and you think, thank God, it’s over but no, more shitty dialogue and then they start fucking again. Then there’s an awkward exchange of money, completing the transaction. I guarantee you, I could have made a better film. And I’ve never even fucking made one.
 
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Cujo said:
Acting: Horrible. Plot: Horrible. Gratuitous Sex Scene? Yes! Right in the middle of the fucking movie with zero context. It’s as out of place as a hooker in church. It’s a Piece of Shit. It should win an award for being this fucking bad. Amazingly, confoundedly bad.
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Saved me some time. Props.
 
Last Boy Scout was underwhelming considering the starpower. The football scenes alone were ridiculous. It's like half the lights weren't working at the stadium.
 
Cujo said:
Well, I’m halfway through this piece of shit and have to say, it might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen. They must have photos of Armie Hammer with farm animals to have gotten him to do this film.
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I had no idea Armie Hammer was an A-lister.

To me, he is like someone’s failed fag boi.
 
boozeman said:
I had no idea Armie Hammer was an A-lister.

To me, he is like someone’s failed fag boi.
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He’s not an A-lister but he’s been in some good movies. I can’t imagine someone reading this script and not being horrified at having their name attached to it
 
Cujo said:
He’s not an A-lister but he’s been in some good movies. I can’t imagine someone reading this script and not being horrified at having their name attached to it
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He was the fucking Lone Ranger and that is it from what I can see.

Wait at the bar.

~dismissive wave~
 
boozeman said:
He was the fucking Lone Ranger and that is it from what I can see.

Wait at the bar.

~dismissive wave~
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I’m not going to defend the filmography of a dude whose name I had not heard in a decade until yesterday. My point remains: This film is historically bad.
 
bbgun said:
Last Boy Scout was underwhelming considering the starpower. The football scenes alone were ridiculous. It's like half the lights weren't working at the stadium.
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All true. Still loved it

You mama was so fat her graduation pic was an aerial shot
 
Genghis Khan said:
THANK YOU
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I had an open mind, and gave Star Wars a legit shot after the Disney acquisition to do well for the franchise, and after The Force Awakens (very safe reboot), The Last Jedi was awful. The Rise of Skywalker was an attempt to recover from The Last Jedi and turned out just okay. Rogue One was a decent attempt to get back to the original story, but even it had wokeisms (The Force is female rings a bell). Solo was a disaster. But, I will give you this, The Mandalorian was good for a while. Probably the best content to come out of the franchise post-Disney purchase. But, even it eventually faded. I love Star Wars, brother, and they ruined it for me. And, I'll never forgive Lucas for allowing it to happen.
 
Why is she wearing 1986 Walkman headphones? :shrug
 
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