Mark Sanchez stabbed in Indy

[bbgun]

 

[1bigfan13]

I just saw this news. Hope he pulls through.

 

[Cujo]

 

[Texas Ace]

WTF?

Was he at a bar and got into a fight or something? Or was he the victim of an attack of some sort?

I hope he ends up ok, but man this is crazy.

 

[bbgun]

Reddit (if you trust them) says it was a bar fight after midnight and that Sanchez might have been the aggressor.

 

[1bigfan13]

I saw an update from Schefter that says he's in stable condition.

Also, here's an update from the Indianapolis PD.

 

[Cotton]

Apparently, Sanchez got arrested for battery.

 

[bbgun]

How do you arrest a guy in a hospital bed?

 

[Cotton]

How do you arrest a guy in a hospital bed?

 

[1bigfan13]

So it turns out he was being a drunk asshole and was beating up on a food delivery driver. The delivery man pepper sprayed Sanchez to try to get away but Sanchez kept pursuing and attacking.

I retract my well wishes. He earned that stabbing.

 

[1bigfan13]

I'm seeing that the delivery guy was 69 years old too.

Makes it even more of a bad look for Sanchez.

 

[data]

I retract my well wishes. He earned that stabbing.

Let the memes commence

Waiting for a buttfumble photoshop with Uber eats mockup

 

[Bipo]

 

[Bipo]

Imagine being in the hospital and hoping not to get discharged.

That's Sanchez's mindset right now.

 

[data]

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Sanchez was drunk, but if fighting over parking spot, was Sanchez driving? Or a passenger in the car?

 

[data]

These two announcers win for duo with the worst hair

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[data]

where am i

 

[boozeman]

 

[Cujo]

What a douchebag.