I can't stand how dumb most people are.
Not targeting anyone on this board in particular. I was just reading over at the Zone, though, and thinking to myself, "This is a microcosm of the American populace." In one dumbass thread about Leighton Vander Esche, I had to wade through the most bland cliche's you can imagine about the following topics:
1) "Back in my day" tough guy nostalgia
2) HR Department proceedings
3) Universal Basic Income
4) Whether 21 year olds go through growth spurts
5) An excuse making fest for why LVE didn't have a good first game
I mean, the amount of know-nothing, limited insight, juvenile responses that do nothing but fall back on tired cliches, stereotypes of Americana, old timey culture, and football platitudes, I mean, it's like talking to the fucking wall over there. It's like everyone is racing to get in the first and last words so they can see their name show up on the page, and you can be sure that most of the words in between will convey absolutely nothing of any insight, value, or actual analysis. You get tons of gems like this, though:
It’s possible he’ll make a big jump by Game 1. Also possible his rookie season could look like Taco’s did last year, not showin up until late in the season.
You don't fucking say?
Or this one:
Sean Lee is the caliber of student of the game that Romo was, if anyone's going to tutor our brand new LBer into becoming a stud ASAP, it's him.
Awesome! Good thing that's all it takes, is washed up old players who have done it already to impart their knowledge on the new generation of players.
Or:
He has the Brian Urlacher Body. Now Needs to develop the Urlacher Brain. He has a lot of time to do that. I wont judge him before Season 3.
Three years, eh?
I thought Leighton did some good things. Made a few mistakes but what was great to see was he was looking guys up. Pre-snap he looked like Lee, getting the mental aspect down will go very far in his development
You have no idea what mistakes he made or what he looked like "pre-snap," stop fucking talking out of your ass.
Or:
I think he didn't put 100% effort on purpose or as instructed by the coaches. It was clear he is not there to attack. You could see he was not engaging in tackles that much.
I think they put him there w/o Lee or Jaylon to let him see how offenses run, how he lays the defensive calls to his teammate .. That was the main purpose of him being there
Awesome completely unsubstantiated and completely unprecedented nutball conspiracy theory, bro. Would read again!
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It goes on and on. And that's leaving out the bickering about "kids back in the day versus today."
Look, I'm getting old. I get some amount of "stay off my lawn" emotion.
But I'm sorry. I just can't stand that place or most message boards, for that matter, for more than like five minutes. It's all entirely the same, these places all seem to foster and attract the same exact types of good ol' boys or 15 year olds who don't know jack shit about anything. They laugh at the same old tired, unoriginal jokes that your dad makes all the time. They generally don't have any type of knowledge or worthwhile insight yet they love to hear themselves talk. Most of them are sickeningly devoid of the ability to see any positive, but even the ones who are negative generally cling to the worst banalities and reductions to an argument's simplest form.
Sorry. I just had to rant.
I can't fucking stand it over there for more than like 30 seconds. It's so much bullshit. All of it.
And this is the basic level of intellect and arguing ability of most of the country.
I mean, I feel like an asshole, but how is it possible that I'm so much smarter than all these dorks? And I don't mean "me" specifically, but rather, even most of the people on this board are much more capable of having a reasoned conversation than those simpletons.