LOL @ The Zone

Chocolate Lab said:
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You know this kinda makes me more disgusted yet more intrigued about the role of Reality in our little teeny tiny itsy bitsy inconsequential message board history. There ain't many left. But this fuckin' guy.

At the end of the day, Reality is directly responsible for a shift in the Cowboys message board multiverse.

The Zzzzone now is so weird. I briefly enter and then disappear back into the shadows and it is like there is a whole mother fucking place full of Ernies and goddamn sbk. It is fucking weird.

And yet there is this cunt, peddling his wares.

I bet this is passive income for this goddamn motherfucker.

He has to live in a basement...still. But he does this by choice.

I am almost positive that he is somehow one of those fortunate folks that had money willed to him. Old money. Several generations at the very least. The guy has never disclosed how he funds the "biggest and the baddest Cowboys message board on the planet".

And he thinks he is continuing in the spirit of his ancestors.

That is my profile.
 
It's just weird that a football forum would sell merch.
 
:lol

Reality said:
Due to some members inability to post without trolling, harassing or otherwise obsessing over their love or hate for Dak, we are implementing a new rule CowboysZone!

If you post about Dak in ANY non-Dak, non-quarterback or non-game-day thread, then you can expect your account to be suspended for 7 days or longer.

What if you are not sure if it's a Dak thread? Then be smart and don't mention him.
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Irving Cowboy said:
Reality doesn't have a firm grasp of himself.
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He doesn't give a fuck about what goes on around there. Most of what you see on a daily basis is a direct contradiction to their 'rules'. And there are usually mods right in the middle of it.

All he cares about is that place is a giant advertising space now. It's all about the clicks.
 
From the "What's on the menu Zoners?!?" thread

Reality said:
The other threads were deleted because they were posted too early.

We implemented that rule because some members kept trying to be first so much they were posting it a full day ahead of the actual game.

Now, we only allow it after 6:00am CST on game days.
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I know we're all salty about the Cards loss, but my God, the zzzone is a large roomful of four year olds screaming and throwing their Spaghetti-Os against the wall.
 
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