Game Day Chatter Thread - Week 11 | Bye Week| 11/17/2013

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Does your wife hit a gong when lunch is ready?

Concubine #3 hits the gong and #5 serves it. I would never subject my wife to a lowly chore like that.

 

[boozeman]

Since this is the week for off-hand chatter, I'll bring up a topic that hasn't ever been discussed in DCC history, IIRC, but is so important to a man.

What's your football seat -- Lazy Boy, on a couch, couch with built in recliner, etc?

I'd love to get something like this...

What the fuck is it with the gay sandals?

 

[Carp]

Schaub in for a benched Keenum.

 

[Bob Roberts]

What the fuck is it with the gay sandals?

And douche shirt and jeans with holes in them

 

[data]

What the fuck is it with the gay sandals?

White people love Birkenstocks.

 

[boozeman]

Schaub back in for the Texans.

 

[data]

Schaub in for a benched Keenum.

So much for Romo 2.0

 

[boozeman]

Man.

I cannot decide who sucks more...Geno Smith or Griffin.

 

[boozeman]

And douche shirt and jeans with holes in them

I think that is canned Stella.

Douche beer.

 

[Cotton]

Posting from the shitter. This is my 3rd shit today. Probably a result of the copious amounts of alcohol I have consumed the last two days.

 

[Carp]

Hey man...you ever hear abou how RGIII wears colorful socks?

 

[Cotton]

I think that is canned Stella.

Douche beer.

So what can be made of this? That Phil actually wants to be a bro?

 

[Rev]

I want no part of Ben Tate next season....

 

[Bob Roberts]

I think that is canned Stella.

Douche beer.

I detect spiky hair. Douche haircut.

And I can smell the Axe body spray through the computer screen

 

[Carp]

Posting from the shitter. This is my 3rd shit today. Probably a result of the copious amounts of alcohol I have consumed the last two days.

Hope you had a good birthday.

 

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fb infraction

 

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muddy game in Chicago

 

[Cotton]

Hope you had a good birthday.

You lie!

 

[boozeman]

I detect spiky hair. Douche haircut.

And I can smell the Axe body spray through the computer screen

 

[Carp]

muddy game in Chicago

And in my pants as well.