Ezekiel Elliott Signs With Patriots

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Simpleton]

Meh.

 

[Foobio]

Good

 

[Genghis Khan]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[Texas Ace]

THANK GOD.

Now we don't have to worry about Jerry bringing him back.

 

[mcnuttz]

Keep him out of the kettle.

 

[data]

Good. Now some other fanbase can be subjected to trash can workout videos.

abeedazhuzhawazhat, aberdazhuzhawazasat
~hits trash can~

 

[boozeman]

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch.

 

[Rev]

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch.

The Ernster has spoken.

 

[bbgun]

Ernie, don't take this the wrong way, but please kill yourself.

 

[boozeman]

The Ernster has spoken.

Where did the Ernster come from? A year ago, he did not exist. I blame Elon Musk.

 

[shoop]

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch.

Zeke is not the 4th best running back in Cowboys history.

 

[Texas Ace]

Jesus Harold Christ on a rubber crutch.

Ok.....Fuck The Ernster.

I propped the stupid bastard up in jest but I just can't after this.

2nd best RB in franchise history?!!!!!

Is he braindead?!!!

 

[Simpleton]

Ok.....Fuck The Ernster.

I propped the stupid bastard up in jest but I just can't after this.

2nd best RB in franchise history?!!!!!

Is he braindead?!!!

Yes.

 

[1bigfan13]

THANK GOD.

Now we don't have to worry about Jerry bringing him back.

The trade deadline is not until October 31st. The door's not completely shut.

 

[Rev]

Ok.....Fuck The Ernster.

I propped the stupid bastard up in jest but I just can't after this.

2nd best RB in franchise history?!!!!!

Is he braindead?!!!

Ooohhh!

How dare you besmirch his honor.

I challenge you to a duel, good sir.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

The trade deadline is not until October 31st. The door's not completely shut.

Thanks, DFDC.