Dumbest thing you've ever done thread...

skidadl said:
BB guns fight...those are fun...

If you live by a field of corn you can also have dirt clod fights. Fun.
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We used to have orange fights through the groves. Idiots always grabbed the big, ripe ones cause they burst easier and get people all sticky but the key was getting the young ones. Those things left some welts.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Tipping 300 pound cotton bales over on a railroad platform when you are 5 years old.
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Not very believable. We will need the name of the friend you were with, and the exact type of hay it was, or this story is just jibber jabber.
 
NoDak said:
Too late. I'm now going to use that money to buy an Escobar jersey.

~stares at Iamtdg~

Blame Skid, Cotton.
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F U, SKID!!! JUST F U!
 
Iamtdg said:
Not very believable. We will need the name of the friend you were with, and the exact type of hay it was, or this story is just jibber jabber.
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It was cotton bales not hay bales. They will tip over fairly easy if you and a friend sit on one bale and both of you put your feet on another outside bale and push. The alignment needs to be where the pressure is applied to the wide side of the bale. The leverage factor needs to be where several bales are behind you to keep the bale sitting on doesn't tip backwards. The friend was Billy Lee Robison.
 
L.T. Fan said:
It was cotton bales not hay bales. They will tip over fairly easy if you and a friend sit on one bale and both of you put your feet on another outside bale and push. The alignment needs to be where the pressure is applied to the wide side of the bale. The leverage factor needs to be where several bales are behind you to keep the bale sitting on doesn't tip backwards. The friend was Billy Lee Robison.
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The detail in your story is incredible. I now believe you.
 
L.T. Fan said:
Thank you. Now I have to go paint a door. Later.
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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang, and you said you don't do anything crazy anymore! Whatevs!
 
Driving my 89 Kawasaki ZX10 at over 100 mph in the mountains in Arkansas 5 years ago. I've had the bike since it was new and it was the first time I'd ever actually had it on roads that it was designed to go fast on. So I did. Amazed I didn't kill myself!
 
fortsbest said:
Driving my 89 Kawasaki ZX10 at over 100 mph in the mountains in Arkansas 5 years ago. I've had the bike since it was new and it was the first time I'd ever actually had it on roads that it was designed to go fast on. So I did. Amazed I didn't kill myself!
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Issue yourself a speeding ticket.
 
Does continuing to be a Cowboys fan this deep into the Jerry Jones era count?
 
dallen said:
Does continuing to be a Cowboys fan this deep into the Jerry Jones era count?
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I think that's a game ender. A walkoff, if you will.
 
One time when I was a senior in high school I'd left a folder in my car and had to leave class to go get it. I ran into a couple of friends out in the parking lot who had dropped acid and were skipping. They asked me if I wanted a hit, so I dropped one (about 10:30 a.m.) and went back to class. Laughed my ass off all day long.
 
Back in my late teens used to make money by gassing rattlesnake dens and catching the snakes alive. Sold them to the Heart of Texas Snake Handlers for their snake shows.
 
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