DCC Entrance Exam

#6 Big Ass Titty Girl Saving the Earth and shit

:lol
 
32. Really???? Orange W all day errrday


Yep, he can stay.
 
40. JORTS!!!

Maybe not.
 
I'd say overall it was a solid effort. I grade him out at a B+.
 
Iamtdg said:
I'd say overall it was a solid effort. I grade him out at a B+.
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Anyone who doesn't choose Super Bowl for both the greatest victory and the game they'd change the outcome is automatically capped out at a C.

Inexcusable to choose anything else for those two answers.
 
Texas Ace said:
Anyone who doesn't choose Super Bowl for both the greatest victory and the game they'd change the outcome is automatically capped out at a C.

Inexcusable to choose anything else for those two answers.
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I think you might be a little harsh here. He may have thought the SB wins were a given and therefore taken out of the equation.
 
Iamtdg said:
I think you might be a little harsh here. He may have thought the SB wins were a given and therefore taken out of the equation.
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No deal.

And what do you say about changing the outcome of a 2005 regular season game over any of our SB losses? Eh, tough guy?
 
Texas Ace said:
No deal.

And what do you say about changing the outcome of a 2005 regular season game over any of our SB losses? Eh, tough guy?
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Again, he may have discounted the SBs because he figured they were a given. Don't make me turn this thread into QB controversy thread, cause I will, buddy.
 
Texas Ace said:
Anyone who doesn't choose Super Bowl for both the greatest victory and the game they'd change the outcome is automatically capped out at a C.

Inexcusable to choose anything else for those two answers.
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for game to choose outcome, most poster never experienced a SB loss. Although I'd end up choosing 1978 Super Bowl because of all the HOF, Team of the 70s moniker implications, I'd instinctively choose the 1994 NFCC since I experienced that one. I could see older fans choosing the Ice Bowl or one of those Danny White NFCCs as well, especially The Catch.
 
Have to agree with Ace. Have to be the Super Bowls.
 
pdom said:
for game to choose outcome, most poster never experienced a SB loss. Although I'd end up choosing 1978 Super Bowl because of all the HOF, Team of the 70s moniker implications, I'd instinctively choose the 1994 NFCC since I experienced that one. I could see older fans choosing the Ice Bowl or one of those Danny White NFCCs as well, especially The Catch.
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The 94 NFCC would be my pick in that instance.

It is by far the worst loss in my life as a fan and one of the few true heartbreakers I've experienced. We were the better team but we got off to a rough start, and if we win that game, we breeze by the Chargers and win our record 3rd straight which then turns into a 4th straight.

That and the catch game are the only acceptable exceptions to the SB losses.
 
Predicted Ally: NoDak

Pfft. Fuck that fuckin' fucker. I want nor need an ally.
 
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time

2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate

3. Is Tony Romo better than Troy Aikman?

4. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo
b. the word 'Cowboys'
c. '5-time Super Bowl champions'
d. the Star
e. a picture, name or number of a player/coach
g. the helmet

5. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Matt Vanderbeek
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Dat Nguyen
e. Dixon Edwards

6. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock
b. Going to Sea World
c. Corralling a greased pig
d. Joe Gibbs motivational speech

7. Rank hottest to least
a. Halle Berry
b. Sandra Bullock
c. Sofia Vergara
d. Jennifer Aniston
e. Salma Hayek
f. Cameron Diaz
g. Heather Graham

8. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego
b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

9. How many Cowboys games have you attended?

10. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time

11. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be?

12. What do you wear on Gameday?

13. Three reasons why Emmitt Smith is better than Barry Sanders

14. Which draft decision pissed you off the most?
a. Passing on Steven Jackson
b. Passing on Randy Moss
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)
d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds
e. Other

15. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes
b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.
f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.

16. More important - pass rushers or cornerbacks?

17. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?

18. Favorite DCC poster thus far

19. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis

20. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. I'm a vegetarian
 
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DCC Entrance Exam unable to be sent to Puttyism (private profile). @Iamtdg

DCC Entrance Exam sent to
  • gp_cowpolk
  • Ranch
  • Corso
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1. Favorite Cowboys player of All-Time

2. Cowboys (ex or current) Player You Hate

3. Is Tony Romo better than Troy Aikman?

4. If you got a Dallas Cowboys tattoo, what would it be?
a. I already have a Cowboys-related tattoo
b. the word 'Cowboys'
c. '5-time Super Bowl champions'
d. the Star
e. a picture, name or number of a player/coach
g. the helmet

5. Which player is famous for yelling "Teh SHOVELL!!!!"
a. Matt Vanderbeek
b. Dexter Coakley
c. Hollywood Henderson
d. Dat Nguyen
e. Dixon Edwards

6. Favorite Team-Building Activity:
a. Punching a time clock
b. Going to Sea World
c. Corralling a greased pig
d. Joe Gibbs motivational speech

7. Rank hottest to least
a. Halle Berry
b. Sandra Bullock
c. Sofia Vergara
d. Jennifer Aniston
e. Salma Hayek
f. Cameron Diaz
g. Heather Graham

8. The new Cowboys Stadium:
a. Offensive reminder of Jerry Jones' ego
b. One of, if not, the best stadium in the NFL
c. I prefer Texas Stadium

9. How many Cowboys games have you attended?

10. Favorite Cowboys victory of All-Time

11. If you could change one all-time Cowboys loss into a victory, which game would it be?

12. What do you wear on Gameday?

13. Three reasons why Emmitt Smith is better than Barry Sanders

14. Which draft decision pissed you off the most?
a. Passing on Steven Jackson
b. Passing on Randy Moss
c. Trading for Joey Galloway or Roy Williams (WR)
d. Drafting TEs in three separate 2nd rounds
e. Other

15. Pick all that apply (multiple selections allowed):
a. I like the current blue away jerseys more than the white homes
b. Screw tradition. Wear the blue jerseys at home permanently
c. Blue jerseys are bad luck
d. Keep the white jerseys, just change the sea-green pants
e. No changes to the uniform. Best in the NFL.
f. I'd modernize and change the uniforms completely.

16. More important - pass rushers or cornerbacks?

17. If you were surrounded by trash and found a diamond, what would you name it?

18. Favorite DCC poster thus far

19. Pitbulls are:
a. uncontrollable and should be illegal
b. great pets if trained properly by owners
c. for people with tiny Ryobis

20. Best hamburger chain:
a. In-n-Out
b. Whataburger
c. Burger King/McDonalds/Carls Jr/Hardees
d. Sonic
e. Five Guys
f. I'm a vegetarian
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I like it. A little late, but you always come through.
 
bbgun said:
true, but they're not green anymore. in fact, you were the first one to notice:

2020 Season | Week 2 | Gameday Chatter | Falcons at Cowboys | 9/20/2020

Our pants don't look as green. They look more baby blue now
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Correct. If you’re saying the answer should be updated, it could, but then there wouldn’t be an exam within the exam. Some of the best responses have come from when there is no correct answer to test the poster’s reaction. This exam has the least amount of those kinds of questions.

Read the original exam. There are like 20 questions no newbie could possibly know, leading to some entertainment
 
You motherfuckers stfu about helmets. I need replies.
 
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