DCC Appreciation Thread...

[Irving Cowboy]

BTW, this one actually made my wife laugh. (she hates dad jokes/puns)

Must be a woman thing

 

[Cotton]

Must be a woman thing

Yep.

 

[Cotton]

I just got word I am getting a second interview for a job I applied for a month ago. This is the job I have talked about in this thread. It is the job I most wanted over all of the others I applied for. Good pay, would work for a former boss I like a lot, it's back with Tech so all of my years of service would carry over. I am absolutely fucking stoked right now!!! LETS GO!!!

 

[bbgun]

Did you list me as a reference?

 

[Cotton]

Did you list me as a reference?

I said, "It is the job I most wanted over all of the others I applied for".

So, no...

 

[Cotton]

I will be overseeing muti-million dollar federal grants if I get the job. That should scare the living shit out of every one of you.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I will be overseeing muti-million dollar federal grants if I get the job. That should scare the living shit out of every one of you.

Oh, it's for a daycare?

 

[Cotton]

Oh, it's for a daycare?

Sir, this is not that kind of party.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Bipo]

 

[boozeman]

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Your life of being unfunnah is complete.

You have unlocked White New Balance level.

 

[Cotton]

Your life of being unfunnah is complete.

You have unlocked White New Balance level.

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Finally!

 

[Cotton]

What do you call the wife of a hippie? Mississippi.

 

[Landry]

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[Rev]

 

[Rev]

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Two wrongs don't make a right.

Take your parents, for example.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

There are three kinds of people in this world.

Those who can count, and those who cannot.

 

[Cotton]

Why do women make great archeologists?

Because they like digging up old shit.