DCC Appreciation Thread...

[boozeman]

In the scenario above I’m ditching the weirdo pilot and chartering a private jet, and I’m picking 2 strippers to tag along. If the inheritance is only 1500.00..fuck it, I’m still pimpin.

Not everyone has your Pimp means, Unk.

 

[UncleMilti]

Not everyone has your Pimp means, Unk.

In all seriousness you’d be surprised what a private jet rents for, and usually people will split the cost since they are heading to the same destination together. Wedding, vacation, business trip, etc.

Strippers not included.

 

[Genghis Khan]

Strippers not included.

Sounds like a business opportunity.

 

[Rev]

Sounds like a business opportunity.

What? For people to hire @UncleMilti to strip?

 

[Rev]

 

[boozeman]

 

[Bipo]

 

[Cotton]

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These people are nuts.

 

[Rev]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

 

[boozeman]

We will never get shit this good again.

 

[Bipo]

 

[Rev]

 

[boozeman]

I love the account, but that one has been on a regular rotation for a bit.

 

[Cotton]

THE Joe Anderson!

 

[boozeman]

The sandwich one triggered me too.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

"It's not bread though, it's a burger bun."

 

[Cotton]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

The hell? Almost looks like it turned into the stationary plane on purpose. There was literally nothing else around.

 

[Genghis Khan]