DCC Appreciation Thread...



I straight up did not know this.

Shit is still nasty though.
 
Um, what? It obviously looks like corn kernels. You don't even have to stack it up. How is this news?
 
 
Only a few trick or treaters.

They must fear the HOA President but little do they know I have a fifty dollar bucket of Snickers.

The waifs that show up are getting five fun-size and a lollipop.

I may be shitting Snickers for a bit.
 
boozeman said:
They must fear the HOA President but little do they know I have a fifty dollar bucket of Snickers.
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Could you imagine saying that as a kid? That would sound like a lifetime supply.
 
There was one house in our neighborhood handing out king size snickers and the house next to them was passing out giant Slim Jims.

Lucky ass kids!
 
We live in a new development that is still being built out so there are no streetlights yet…. No trick or treating last night
 
Irving Cowboy said:
We live in a new development that is still being built out so there are no streetlights yet…. No trick or treating last night
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I live in a golf community but my house is on a court by itself sort of separated from the other houses. I made the mistake of turning the front lights on at like 8 pm and some sad kids rang the doorbell and I had to pretend like we weren't there.

If I didn't have to drive my kids around the neighborhood in the golf cart I'd love to sit at home and wait for the 3 or 4 kids that actually came to my house and give them like king size candy bars or some shit. But unfortunately I don't think my little ones would appreciate that.

And you might be saying, why don't you let your wife just take the kids on the golfcart trick or treating. Well, her driving skills with the golf cart are not great ok.
 
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