DCC Appreciation Thread...

[boozeman]

You want her to like watch football but not play football.

I actually find chicks that try to talk football less attractive as I get older. Believe me, I almost cheated on my girlfriend back in 1990 with her only slightly more attractive cousin because she could debate about the best QBs of all time and was pretty decent knowing exactly what was happening in a game. She was staying over the night before the Babe Laufenburg game and wanted to watch the game. When she commented “Ike Holt? He came in the Herschel trade, right?”, I was instantly flush in my groin and I was tempted to send my girlfriend on a beer run to give me time to relieve myself, one way or the other.

 

[Genghis Khan]

You want her to like watch football but not play football.

That, and not be muscular and not chug beers.

 

[Genghis Khan]

I actually find chicks that try to talk football less attractive as I get older. Believe me, I almost cheated on my girlfriend back in 1990 with her only slightly more attractive cousin because she could debate about the best QBs of all time and was pretty decent knowing exactly what was happening in a game. She was staying over the night before the Babe Laufenburg game and wanted to watch the game. When she commented “Ike Holt? He came in the Herschel trade, right?”, I was instantly flush in my groin and I was tempted to send my girlfriend on a beer run to give me time to relieve myself, one way or the other.

I hear that. I don't mind if a chick puts on a jersey and watches with me. But when she's watching football I also want her saying things like, "that's the pitcher, right?"

My wife claims to be a Steelers fan but she called Roethlisberger "Hamburger" and couldn't name another player. That's kind of the way I like it.

 

[boozeman]

I hear that. I don't mind if a chick puts on a jersey and watches with me. But when she's watching football I also want her saying things like, "that's the pitcher, right?"

My wife claims to be a Steelers fan but she called Roethlisberger "Hamburger" and couldn't name another player. That's kind of the way I like it.

Mine keeps up sort of like that.

 

[boozeman]

That, and not be muscular and not chug beers.

Say that reminds me, my ex-‘s cousin could chug, which of course did not help my BISP at the time.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

She's definitely beautiful. But, the demeanor is manly and it knocks her down a couple pegs for me.

I like women to act feminine.

So from a 10 to an 8. Still very much a high mark.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

Say that reminds me, my ex-‘s cousin could chug, which of course did not help my BISP at the time.

Sloppy drunk females are a turnoff though. I will say that.

 

[mcnuttz]

Omg, i bet she has pointy elbows, too.

2/10

Would not bang.

 

[Rev]

She is yummy.

 

[Cowboysrock55]

She is yummy.

I barely even notice the beer bottle until they zoomed in and that was all you could see...

 

[p1_]

I barely even notice the beer bottle until they zoomed in and that was all you could see...

That was your money shot.

 

[Cotton]

Jesus.

 

[Bipo]

 

[Cotton]

 

[p1_]

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Goddamn. She's even fatter than I realized.

 

[Bipo]

I feel she is a proper representation of Alabama.

 

[Cotton]

 

[boozeman]

I just cannot understand how literally being sick is being billed as something that is okay and actually should be celebrated. Inner beauty is always there. But promoting that lack of physical health awareness is sending a really poor message.

 

[boozeman]