Cowboys Sign Ezekiel Elliott

 
 
So let's go ahead and install a step ladder on the side of the Salvation Army kettle.
 
So let's go ahead and install a step ladder on the side of the Salvation Army kettle.
Right....I'm guessing they'll let the new guys, Guyton and Beebe, help the Zeke up into the kettle.
 
Cue hype video unveiling #15. New era, new number. New yards per game.
If this washed up queer gets close to 4 ypc, I guess you could count it as a win.
 
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