Conference Championship Round Gameday Chatter|1/19/14

The thing that bothers me most about Oprah is that I know who Stedman and Gayle are.
 
At least back in the day, Phil Donahue kept the bitches in their place.
 
I like my dip chip to not be flavored.

I would agree in most cases, but I will tear up some bean dip with Nacho Cheese Doritos.
 
On the way to the check out in Walmart I grabbed some pumpkin sugar cookies...OMG.
 
That, crazy bitch wives that kill their husbands on the ID channel and a lot of bad movies on Lifetime.

A lot of crime runs through her head. I should be worried.


And you are much more vulnerable while drinking.

Head on a swivel, booze. Head on a swivel.
 
My wife rules.

She knew the in-laws were coming over this weekend and hid the good snacks at the top of the pantry and left the opened bags of shit that nobody was going to eat in plain sight.
 
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