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[boozeman]

 

[p1_]

More proof we won't be investing much in safety.

How did we ever draft Darren Woodson?

 

[Rev]

How did we ever draft Darren Woodson?

Jimmy Johnson

 

[Cowboysrock55]

How did we ever draft Darren Woodson?

It's like we have no idea what a good safety should look like.

 

[Cotton]

The epidemic is spreading.

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

 

[Cotton]

God damn, man.

 

[jsmith6919]

God damn, man.

You've got to be kidding me, someone shoot this fucker please

 

[boozeman]

You've got to be kidding me, someone shoot this fucker please

 

[p1_]

Just look away. And by all means, don't listen.

 

[Clay_Allison]

When Romo is on IR at midseason following another back surgery I guess the offense won't take a step back?

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

 

[boozeman]

Serious question...how many other NFL coaches take their QBs out on basketball dates as much as Jason Garrett?

 

[p1_]

I hear your surprise. So damned original, right?

 

[boozeman]

I hear your surprise. So damned original, right?

It was surprising that Stepford Coach had that to say. It really sounded from the heart.

 

[1bigfan13]

Serious question...how many other NFL coaches take their QBs out on basketball dates as much as Jason Garrett?

None that I know of. If it were only one or two games I could understand that, but Garrett and Romo appear to have a full blown bromance.

Might as well start combining their names like we do with celeb couples. How does Tason sound? What about Jony or Garromo?

 

[Texas Ace]

None that I know of. If it were only one or two games I could understand that, but Garrett and Romo appear to have a full blown bromance.

Might as well start combining their names like we do with celeb couples. How does Tason sound? What about Jony or Garromo?

I vote for Jony.

That's usually the name of an older white lady in her 50's with a heavy smoker's voice. I don't know why, but I think that reason alone should call for the name to be applied to the fuckbois.

 

[Simpleton]

I vote for Jony.

That's usually the name of an older white lady in her 50's with a heavy smoker's voice. I don't know why, but I think that reason alone should call for the name to be applied to the fuckbois.

There it is.

But really, I think the relationship they have is one of the reasons Romo is the way that he is, why he's so comfortable checking out of plays. And while I'm sure there are hundreds of times where his checks have worked, there are reasons we keep failing in spectacular fashion at the end of tight games, at the end of tight seasons, and I think one of them is because these guys are too comfortable together.

One of the main reasons I wanted Garrett gone after 2012 (and still one of the reasons I want him gone now) was because I wanted to see Romo with a different voice in his ear. Sure he had Parcells for a few years but basically ever since he became a starter Garrett has been the guy in his ear, and over time Garrett has proven himself to be a stubborn novice, nearly incapable of adjusting.

I wanted to see Romo working with a new offensive mind and philosophy before it was too late but at this point it basically already is, so fuck the two of them, I hope they ride off into the sunset together and reminisce about the 2007 season on fishing trips 20 years from now.